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![]() wishing for SIMPLE LOVE with Jay ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 708 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,601 ![]() |
i think most ppl heard this before but wutevers...
THree men were on an island when they came across a genie bottle. When they rubbed it, the genie popped out and said I will give each of you 3 wishes. The first guy said "well I want a lot of food I've been starving" genie says "ok u got it" then he said "well I wanna lot of women..I haven't done it in a long time" genie says "ok u got it" then he said "I wanna take all these things back with me to my hometown" SO *poof* off he went. The second guy wishes the same thing as the first guy. "I want food, hot girls, and be back to my hometown." Then the third guy said "yah..food sounds good..hot girls are not bad.."..........BUt Genie I'm feeling lonely..Can you bring back my other two friends?? |
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![]() original member. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 4,825 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,460 ![]() |
Eek. Sucks for them .
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