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Aug 18 2004, 04:06 PM
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i think most ppl heard this before but wutevers...
THree men were on an island when they came across a genie bottle. When they rubbed it, the genie popped out and said I will give each of you 3 wishes. The first guy said "well I want a lot of food I've been starving" genie says "ok u got it" then he said "well I wanna lot of women..I haven't done it in a long time" genie says "ok u got it" then he said "I wanna take all these things back with me to my hometown" SO *poof* off he went. The second guy wishes the same thing as the first guy. "I want food, hot girls, and be back to my hometown." Then the third guy said "yah..food sounds good..hot girls are not bad.."..........BUt Genie I'm feeling lonely..Can you bring back my other two friends?? |
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Aug 21 2004, 10:42 PM
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Eek. Sucks for them .
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xnastyninjagrlx 3 wishes Aug 18 2004, 04:06 PM
mai_z aww poor guys, and they were home too! Aug 18 2004, 10:04 PM
aznriceboi lol, never heard of it before. Aug 18 2004, 10:32 PM
dani41790 that joke is realli old but still funni Aug 18 2004, 11:20 PM
F1R3B4T ^^^^^
yea realli old but still funni!!... Aug 18 2004, 11:48 PM
pnai4eva Heard it b4 but in a different version. But this v... Aug 19 2004, 10:18 AM
x_angawhomps Aw how sad.. I wouldn't do that to my friends ... Aug 20 2004, 03:58 AM
strwbrrykiwi23 haha lol
i heard this joke, except it was a du... Aug 20 2004, 08:58 AM
lil_l3l3allplaya lol...poor guys Aug 20 2004, 10:18 AM
sweetdreamsx3 Is the guy like a blonde? I think I heard this jok... Aug 20 2004, 11:30 PM
Weird addiction L0L....haha Aug 21 2004, 07:57 AM
Fallen_Fairy wow i pray to god that dont ever have dumb friend... Aug 21 2004, 10:44 PM
cutielilsuga hrmm this one is quite funny but not funny as the ... Aug 22 2004, 12:50 AM
lhuvhurts lol thats funny not that funny but funny Aug 23 2004, 02:58 AM
Calibabe2292 lol ya , but it never gets old Aug 23 2004, 12:30 PM
joethebunny Lol. If that was my friend, I'd be forced to g... Aug 23 2004, 04:04 PM![]() ![]() |