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 Aug 17 2004, 10:44 AM
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An American, a Japanese, and an african were sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. "That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm." A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The african, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps Out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" "I'm getting a Fax," he explains. no offense,dont take it the wrong way PLEASE.... |
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Aug 20 2004, 07:04 PM
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lol. fax from the butthole. *hand you the fax*
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Weird addiction Technology Aug 17 2004, 10:44 AM
strwbrrykiwi23 lmao nice... Aug 17 2004, 11:10 AM F1R3B4T lol... thats kinda sick, fax comin outta his ass i... Aug 17 2004, 01:47 PM xzxero funny but gross Aug 17 2004, 02:00 PM elmogurly lol..that's funny..yet distrubing.. Aug 17 2004, 08:41 PM LiLaZnGirL122 LMFAO 7/20 that was good Aug 18 2004, 12:13 AM tootsie_kiddo LMAO. fax coming outta ur poopface?! itz funny... Aug 18 2004, 02:34 AM xtremeliquid Heh...haha. Aug 18 2004, 12:48 PM inquisitive_ LMAO! Thats funny. Ewww! Aug 18 2004, 12:52 PM dani41790 lmao thats funny Aug 18 2004, 11:26 PM F1R3B4T lol he cud've jus put it somewhere else tahts ... Aug 18 2004, 11:56 PM NiKECHiQ haha Aug 19 2004, 12:13 PM pnai4eva LMAO, that's pretty gross but funny! Aug 19 2004, 03:37 PM ikayto ROFL niceeeeeeeeeee
;p Aug 19 2004, 09:34 PM Angelos lol nice one Aug 19 2004, 09:55 PM LatinaLady i wasnt offended but its not funny to me. Aug 20 2004, 04:22 PM eli5e ^ me neither.. i GET IT... n it really is not funn... Aug 20 2004, 04:31 PM xjjajeengx thats disgusting.and im eating a frikken peach too... Aug 20 2004, 04:38 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo ack i hate it wen people take jokes way too seriou... Aug 20 2004, 04:43 PM MasterNe0 it is funny but nasty in a way. Aug 20 2004, 06:56 PM
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