how do you get a boyfriend |
 Aug 19 2004, 11:44 PM
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how do you get a boyfriend??? im alone
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Aug 20 2004, 01:49 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269 |
Okay, here's how you get a boyfriend:
1. Starve yourself for 3 weeks straight, until you can see your ribcage very clearly --- that's always sexy to the guys. 2. Then, put on make up until you resemble this:  CONGRATULATIONS! Now many guys will hit on you... BUT WAIT! The transformation hasn't been completed yet.. 3. Your shirts must end barely below your elbows, revealing the navel and much more... 4. You must be anorexic and addicted to a drug of any kind. 5. Wear mini-skirts. All the time. 6. Now throw yourself at every guy you see, whether they're cute or not. By following these quick and easy steps, you should be able to get an abusive malevolent boyfriend who will cheat on you and hit you in front of your friends! |
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$ex*y_Blon*de how do you get a boyfriend Aug 19 2004, 11:44 PM
c0nfus3dmisfit lol you're not the only one whos alone. be pat... Aug 19 2004, 11:45 PM
yukichan QUOTE(c0nfus3dmisfit @ Aug 19 2004, 6:45 PM)l... Feb 22 2005, 12:47 AM FalliNGxFaST There is no special way of "getting a boyfrie... Aug 19 2004, 11:57 PM Blow_Don't_SUCK QUOTE(FalliNGxFaST @ Aug 20 2004, 12:57 AM)Th... Feb 2 2006, 07:57 PM x0143637x0 i dOnt have one now. but i dont realli care bout b... Aug 20 2004, 12:21 AM dani41790 umm mayb start goin on dates?
umm if u have a cru... Aug 20 2004, 12:27 AM F1R3B4T jus be patient they'll come to u lmfao Aug 20 2004, 12:36 AM th5418 Pay them Aug 20 2004, 12:42 AM yanners QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 20 2004, 1:42 PM)Pay them
... Feb 22 2005, 08:04 AM DrEaMgUy2K1 you dont need to worry about that...just look hot ... Aug 20 2004, 12:57 AM salcha QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Aug 20 2004, 12:57 AM)you... Feb 21 2005, 11:56 PM AngelicEyz00 you're "alone" .... yet you made a t... Aug 20 2004, 01:15 AM anger_is_my_friend i know that's kinda odd... well my answer to t... Aug 20 2004, 01:36 AM MyVermilionPlague Hm.
Be yourself.
Become friends with guys..
Yeah. Aug 20 2004, 02:19 AM evdxgirl QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Aug 20 2004, 2:15 AM)you... Aug 20 2004, 08:50 AM racegirl24A WOW..in the "im ugly and boyfriendless" ... Aug 20 2004, 09:22 AM Levy2k6 to get a boyfriend... all u have to do is ASK Aug 20 2004, 10:05 AM silver rain QUOTE(InTheMudHole @ Aug 20 2004, 3:19 AM)Hm.... Aug 20 2004, 10:14 AM th5418 All you need is MONEY!!! Aug 20 2004, 10:18 AM Kathleen Ooh ooh I know! You spin in a circle three tim... Aug 20 2004, 10:54 AM kraziegrl QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 20 2004, 10:18 AM)All you ... Aug 20 2004, 11:35 AM DrEaMgUy2K1 QUOTE(AngelicEyz00 @ Aug 19 2004, 10:15 PM)yo... Aug 20 2004, 01:31 PM Luster Soldier QUOTE(Thradrien_Blake @ Aug 20 2004, 1:49 PM)... Aug 20 2004, 01:51 PM sweetdreamsx3 QUOTE(FalliNGxFaST @ Aug 19 2004, 11:57 PM)Th... Aug 20 2004, 09:08 PM ComradeRed QUOTE(Kathleen @ Aug 20 2004, 10:54 AM)Ooh oo... Aug 20 2004, 09:13 PM Rice_on_my_shoe why do you care?? You'll have a boyfriend Soon... Aug 24 2004, 01:03 AM Counting I durno o__o;;..It just..happens. xD..Time'll ... Aug 24 2004, 03:34 PM sporadic QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Aug 20 2004, 9:13 PM)And h... Aug 24 2004, 05:16 PM FreeStickers You shouldn't have much trouble since you... Aug 24 2004, 06:02 PM xPartyGrlDx QUOTE(Thradrien_Blake @ Aug 20 2004, 1:49 PM)... Aug 24 2004, 06:55 PM xtremeliquid How old are you? Aug 24 2004, 06:58 PM evdxgirl 10. *snickers* Aug 24 2004, 07:11 PM luckyxi3 hmm... how to get one... well take one hostage and... Aug 26 2004, 09:20 PM wind&fire omg y do you want a bf...im single and dayam happy... Aug 27 2004, 09:49 PM blowpops69 uh. talk to him, get to know him, flirt a little, ... Aug 27 2004, 10:45 PM sunissed14127 QUOTE(Kathleen @ Aug 20 2004, 10:54 AM)Ooh oo... Aug 28 2004, 02:17 PM mouse_3k theres no way of getting a bf cause it requirs ... Aug 28 2004, 03:20 PM sweetdreamsx3 Your topics are all so stupid and pointless. Aug 28 2004, 10:42 PM XxBeExOHxX QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 20 2004, 12:42 AM)Pay them... Aug 29 2004, 12:57 AM LittleLulu ask out the guy that likes u..he'll be the hap... Sep 12 2004, 02:38 AM tyedyefroggy im sorry but you have to get your relationship pro... Sep 12 2004, 10:37 AM Expresseggroll QUOTE($ex*y_Blon*de @ Aug 19 2004, 11:44... Sep 12 2004, 01:03 PM swtpumkinpie QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Aug 20 2004, 2:31 PM)haha... Sep 13 2004, 10:47 AM literemix24 woah..look at all ur other posts..gurl are you fer... Sep 18 2004, 09:30 PM kaleidoscoped You be yourself.
If one guy doesn't like you, ... Sep 18 2004, 09:31 PM jennifish dude dont' be so desperate. Sep 19 2004, 02:11 AM scleex88 ask me! juss kidding
- be patient, a guy will... Sep 19 2004, 02:17 AM xIxLovexRamix i met my boyfriend on the school bus through a gro... Sep 19 2004, 09:33 PM ashesinthefall boyfriend=stress Sep 19 2004, 09:43 PM Veloso The only way to get a boyfriend is like one boy an... Sep 20 2004, 04:03 PM nyctophiliac just be yourself and get more involved with a lot ... Sep 20 2004, 04:32 PM gothicvengeance stop making useless topics please...but if you... Sep 22 2004, 08:02 PM tooeffingcrazy Procedure:
1. wait til someone likes you
2. wait ... Sep 22 2004, 09:52 PM LadyXTor QUOTE(tooeffingcrazy @ Sep 22 2004, 9:52 PM)P... Sep 22 2004, 09:54 PM someonetoholdme I don't think there is one true way to get a b... Sep 23 2004, 05:02 PM Too Asian To DIE QUOTEI don't think there is one true way to ge... Sep 23 2004, 05:04 PM 177emories you go up to this hot guy and say "hey sexy... Sep 23 2004, 08:18 PM hiddenkoncept having a bf is no big deal. it's just some sup... Oct 5 2004, 10:52 PM sporadic QUOTE(tooeffingcrazy @ Sep 22 2004, 9:52 PM)P... Oct 6 2004, 12:26 AM Too Asian To DIE u shouldnt be desperate to get a bf.... just becau... Oct 6 2004, 12:29 AM NvieDi3ai3yGrL you can`t just GET a boyfriend .. you have to ... Oct 6 2004, 10:15 AM jambaJUICE you dont need one. Oct 6 2004, 06:51 PM travnewmatic you wanna get a guy? SO EASY
1) find a guy that i... Oct 7 2004, 02:03 PM Mike_4391 Hahaha if there's a guy u like that is more sh... Oct 21 2004, 08:06 PM chaneun ..your too young for a boyfriend... Feb 21 2005, 04:25 PM Shortiiex i don't have one right now....i don't get ... Feb 21 2005, 07:46 PM preciousme i think you should just wait till the right one co... Feb 22 2005, 01:18 AM Oranite When it comes to getting bf/gf best thing in the w... Feb 22 2005, 01:25 AM KissMe2408 1. be patient
2. always be yourself
3. don't c... Feb 22 2005, 03:42 AM xtra_vanilla_hi ru sure u want one? i heard they're a real pai... Feb 22 2005, 05:40 AM aznhunnie6o1 Wow.. Your a fakey.... Maybe thats why you don... Feb 22 2005, 01:32 PM YoGrandpaIsFine Woman, you're confusing me.
Stop making so m... Feb 23 2005, 06:18 PM brand0n QUOTEyou're "alone" .... yet you mad... Feb 23 2005, 06:49 PM Boyfriendless I have been trying ever since 5th grade =D Feb 2 2006, 03:09 AM K!$$ ^ Maybe that's why.
QUOTE(FreeStickers ... Feb 2 2006, 06:10 AM lil_nat_cat Just be urself and more sociable? Maybe u'll ... Feb 2 2006, 07:33 AM Hiphop d[-_-]b Show a little leg and tell them you work good with... Feb 2 2006, 07:54 PM mipadi QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-]b @ Feb... Feb 2 2006, 08:48 PM lilxl0ser QUOTE(Hiphop d[-_-)b,Feb 2 2006, 7:... Feb 2 2006, 09:19 PM RiC3xBoy Stop Wearing Clothes. Feb 2 2006, 08:56 PM SimplicityGirl The harder you try to look for one, and get one, t... Feb 2 2006, 09:26 PM full:O:beans you don't just suddenly "get one". Y... Feb 2 2006, 11:07 PM M1SSxCHR1SSY You don't make topics like this. Feb 2 2006, 11:24 PM Teesa QUOTE(M1SSxCHR1SSY @ Feb 2 2006, 11:24 PM)You... Feb 2 2006, 11:30 PM |
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