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"Recycle"
*Weird addiction*
post Aug 17 2004, 10:37 AM
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A German man is having breakfast one morning;
coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Englishman, chewing gum, sits down next to him.
The German ignores the Englishman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation:

English: "You German folk eat the whole bread??"
German (in a bad mood): "Of course."

English: (after blowing a huge bubble)"We don't.
In England, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle it, transform
them into croissants and sell them to the Germans."

The Englishman has a smirk on his face and the German listens in
silence.

The Englishman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
German: "Of Course."

English: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't.

In England we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels,seeds,and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and sell the jam to the Germans."

The German then asks: "Do you have sex in England?"
English: "Why of course we do", the Englishman says with a big smirk.

German: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

English: "We throw them away, of course."

German: "We don't. InGermany, we put them in a container,
recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to England."

LMAO...this is so funny
 
 
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post Aug 20 2004, 01:30 AM
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omg lol!! d@mn germans...j/p lol! good joke biggrin.gif
 

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Weird addiction   "Recycle"   Aug 17 2004, 10:37 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   i was cracking up at this one ^ ^   Aug 17 2004, 11:12 AM
Behbi_Simplicity   HAHAHA Good one   Aug 17 2004, 11:47 AM
xnastyninjagrlx   hehehhehehehe good joke!!~   Aug 17 2004, 01:05 PM
F1R3B4T   LMFAO!!!!! lol smart comebak.....   Aug 17 2004, 01:43 PM
xzxero   funny   Aug 17 2004, 02:08 PM
MasterNe0   LMAO. That a 8/10 out of my rating scale. Great jo...   Aug 17 2004, 02:44 PM
chica777708   ha, not really really funnie, I didnt really laugh...   Aug 17 2004, 03:41 PM
[i]LLMATiC   haha dumb englishman.. guess that tells u not to t...   Aug 17 2004, 03:44 PM
itskatherine XD   haha the englishman deserved it tho. haha.   Aug 17 2004, 04:00 PM
acidbreeze   haha, go german!   Aug 17 2004, 04:29 PM
toyo loco   hhahahhahahah   Aug 17 2004, 05:27 PM
elmogurly   eww. gross.   Aug 17 2004, 08:35 PM
tootsie_kiddo   LMAO!!! gud one!   Aug 18 2004, 02:29 AM
F1R3B4T   lmfao this is one of the few good jokes left out t...   Aug 18 2004, 02:32 AM
dani41790   hahaha the english dude got owned   Aug 18 2004, 11:30 PM
F1R3B4T   i think the original version is 3 guys frum diff c...   Aug 18 2004, 11:52 PM
pnai4eva   OMG!!! That joke wuz cracking me up...   Aug 19 2004, 10:21 AM
NiKECHiQ   thats hilarious and disgusting ! hhaha made me...   Aug 19 2004, 12:10 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   omg lol!! d@mn germans...j/p lol! good...   Aug 20 2004, 01:30 AM
sporadic   haha that's great...   Aug 20 2004, 01:47 AM
LilPiggi3   is that true...i hope not, cuz i don't think i...   Aug 20 2004, 02:20 AM
x_angawhomps   Lol.. smooth German =) I'd probably smack that...   Aug 20 2004, 03:49 AM
lil_l3l3allplaya   ummm..okay....i didnt realli laugh i guess its oka...   Aug 20 2004, 10:20 AM
sheddingtears   HA HA HA. Clever.   Aug 25 2004, 04:33 AM
me_myself_andi2003   i live in singapore........ its abit different.......   Aug 25 2004, 07:47 AM
tainted_angel   Lol!! I was laughing out loud on this one,...   Aug 27 2004, 05:22 AM
conster   lmao smart german   Aug 27 2004, 04:40 PM
Eternally_Yours   haha. niiice.   Aug 27 2004, 08:24 PM
sweet wit a twist   i knew it had something to do with the gum ! ...   Aug 27 2004, 09:16 PM
lyin_in_wait   RE: "Recycle"   Aug 28 2004, 07:27 PM
slurp   lmao   Aug 29 2004, 10:12 PM


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