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i dont know WHAT to call this
diezelbabygrl_xo...
post Aug 19 2004, 12:59 AM
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Yum. =]
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A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kinds of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?"
"Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."

Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kind of weenies are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases.
In a man's twenties, a man's weenie is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yep, all dried up and the balls are only there for decoration..."
 
 
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sup3rgirl7
post Aug 19 2004, 03:17 AM
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eww boys have Co0tiES :P
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lmfao!! laugh.gif
 

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diezelbabygrl_xoxo   i dont know WHAT to call this   Aug 19 2004, 12:59 AM
Luster Soldier   Hahahhaah hm, good one   Aug 19 2004, 01:07 AM
Grand_master_1   lmao nice 1   Aug 19 2004, 02:00 AM
LiLaZnGirL122   lol 5/10   Aug 19 2004, 02:32 AM
sup3rgirl7   lmfao!!   Aug 19 2004, 03:17 AM
Weird addiction   L0L   Aug 19 2004, 09:13 AM
xnastyninjagrlx   HAHAHAHHAH that is a GOOD one..I thought it ended ...   Aug 19 2004, 12:03 PM
F1R3B4T   lmfao good one!   Aug 19 2004, 01:26 PM
pnai4eva   lol, pretty weird...   Aug 19 2004, 03:40 PM
ViL   Oh help i dont want to grow anymore   Aug 19 2004, 03:47 PM
inlonelinessidie   LOL   Aug 19 2004, 07:10 PM
elmogurly   ick. that's gross.   Aug 19 2004, 10:17 PM
Mireh   Ahahaha! LMFAO   Aug 19 2004, 10:18 PM
dani41790   hahahaha lmao thats a good one   Aug 20 2004, 12:35 AM


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