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some jokes, ..
magnificentmike
post Aug 18 2004, 02:52 PM
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ok, i get these jokes off my cell phone (i get somethin like a joke for the day) from comedy central so ill just post some..

whats the definition of a beuty parlor?
a place where people curl up and dye

what do japenese men do when they have erections?
vote

whats long and hard that a greek bride gets on her wedding night?
a new last name

what do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?
sparky

why could the pony not talk?
because he was a little hoarse
 
 
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post Aug 18 2004, 03:00 PM
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magnificentmike   some jokes   Aug 18 2004, 02:52 PM
th5418   ....*crickets chirping in the background*   Aug 18 2004, 03:00 PM
magnificentmike   lol, ya i know they weren't that funny..o well...   Aug 18 2004, 09:28 PM
inquisitive_   They're cute!   Aug 18 2004, 09:31 PM
dani41790   lol those jokes r cute   Aug 18 2004, 11:22 PM
F1R3B4T   LMFAO!!!! SPARKY!!!...   Aug 18 2004, 11:47 PM
magnificentmike   well i dont mean to be offensive (because im asian...   Aug 19 2004, 12:31 PM
F1R3B4T   ooh now i get the election thing... ehh thats not ...   Aug 19 2004, 01:35 PM
pnai4eva   QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 19 2004, 1:35 PM)ooh now ...   Aug 19 2004, 03:43 PM
elmogurly   good try though   Aug 19 2004, 10:12 PM


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