king or queen, if you could take over the throne Options

[*funkay_d0ryx*]

if you had the chance to become king or queen for a day or even president, what laws and rules would you put into place.
i mean if i ruled my country it would be nothing but a pink foam party with the national anthem remixed into r kelly's ignition with like one big party in buckingham palace with rnb stars strippin for me on the royal throne

just crazy weird things you would do if you were in control, can be sensible things to but remember it's just for the week

and what would you change the national anthem too if you had a chance?

[Sumiaki]

I would form my Royal Court. It would consist of Jose, Ryan, Brandon, Sharie, Connie, Ashley, and Jackie. Then I would form my team of servants. The team of servants would be Brianna, Missy, Hilary, and Sara. Then I would hire Kris (exotic_pinoy) as my (ah forgets the word) you know... the "joker". If he fails to make me laugh then off with his head. After my castle staffing is done, I shall get me a Queen. THEN ME AND MY ROYAL COURT SHALL RULE THE WORLD!!!! PWUAHAHAHAHA [ahem]

My country's National Anthem goes like this:

All hail Marvin The Great
Someone to love, not to hate
If you hate, off with your head
Off with your head
He makes me squeel and swoon
And howl at the moon
Cause he's so damn sexy
So damn sexy.
Let's drink a pint for our leader
Get drunk and party with our leader
I love my king
He makes me want to sing
Cause he's soo nice and friendly
Did i also mention he's so damn sexy?

Yup it goes like that.

EDIT
Kris(exotic) is my court jester. If he doesn't make me laugh, OFF WITH HIS HEAD!