Jesus, God's son. Options

[Devastation]

i am a bit confused on this subject, i need some opinions on JESUS, god has had enough attenmtion, jesus is the one i need answers on.

[sporadic]

jesus was an englightened human whom god chose to help. 

yup i'm buddhist. 


there's the trinity- god is the father, the son, and the holy spirit.

so, jesus is his own father. 

the father did mary, and mary had the son.  the son and the father are one and the same, along with the holy spirit.


here's my trinity:  stitch the expirenment, mulder the detective, and Frankensitien the doctor.

yea, you need a christian on this.

Incest @_@

I don't know about the whole bible thing anyway. I think it's possible jesus was a real person, but I am not a firm believer in God.

I think it's more likely that a bunch of people wrote the bible under the influence of hallucigenic (eh, screw spelling correctly) mushrooms and sold it to the general public.

I haven't studied the bible, so I really shouldn't be making accusations, but I find most of what I've heard about god and the bible to be very hypocritical. Although, I suppose that's referring more to the people who are preaching "His" ways.

/edit I once had an arguement with a girl about whether or not God invented duct-tape. She claimed God invented all ideas, therefore he invented duct-tupe, and I said that God only invented free will, Man invented duct tape--- the product of free will.