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glitter, sorrie this is dirty!!!!
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post Aug 17 2004, 04:47 PM
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sorry this is kinda rate-18!!!

A father had a beautiful daughter, but he never could trust any guy that came close to her. So when he decided that it was time for his daughter to get married he set up a test: If any man can stay with his daughter in a room alone together for one night and not be tempted by her beauty, than he will get to marry her. The day before the test, the father put glitter on his daughter's *ahem*

When the first guy came in he was aroused by the daughter's beauty and couldn't take it so he had sex with her.

The second guy came in and he sat for a while before he was aroused by the daughter's beauty. He also couldn't take it so he had sex with her.

The third guy came in and was also struck by her beauty so he had sex with her.

The next day the father told each guy to pull down their pants to see if they passed the test. The first guy pulled down his pants and there was glitter on his d***, the second guy pulled down his pants and there was glitter on his d*** and the third guy pulled down his pants..there was NO glitter on his d***. The father happily said "You can marry my daughter!" The guy smilied happily and there was glitter all over his mouth.
 
 
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SarahxJoy
post Aug 18 2004, 02:26 AM
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What the fack.
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Lmfao. Somewhat inappropriate, but funny. laugh.gif
 

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xnastyninjagrlx   glitter   Aug 17 2004, 04:47 PM
MasterNe0   lmao. that nasty and yet funny.   Aug 17 2004, 04:58 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   eww thats nasty x]   Aug 17 2004, 05:02 PM
toyo loco   its nasty but freakin funny ! hahahhaha   Aug 17 2004, 05:08 PM
sup3rgirl7   ewww hahaha   Aug 17 2004, 08:28 PM
elmogurly   no offense.s.but that father is kinda sick. he jus...   Aug 17 2004, 08:31 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   ewww but funnie but like didnt his dad c da guys m...   Aug 18 2004, 12:16 AM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   u guys need 2 stop taking dis so seriously. anywa...   Aug 18 2004, 01:40 AM
sExAeeDeSi   lol thas so dirty n funnie haha   Aug 18 2004, 01:45 AM
Luster Soldier   Hahahah, proves that anything can happen in a joke...   Aug 18 2004, 02:11 AM
tootsie_kiddo   hahaha! datz funnY! but i wudnt let my da...   Aug 18 2004, 02:22 AM
tainted_angel   Lmfao. Somewhat inappropriate, but funny.   Aug 18 2004, 02:26 AM
F1R3B4T   yea kidna sick but its funni   Aug 18 2004, 02:31 AM
dani41790   ewww lmao thats gross and funny   Aug 18 2004, 11:28 PM
F1R3B4T   lol but dint the guys haf time to brush off the gl...   Aug 18 2004, 11:54 PM
pnai4eva   Whoa! dat wuz gross...   Aug 19 2004, 10:24 AM
hair products   i've heard this joke before but with a razor. ...   Aug 21 2004, 04:01 AM
DrEaMgUy2K1   man i thought they were all gonna have glitter on ...   Aug 21 2004, 05:21 AM
me_myself_andi2003   this is all i can say : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...   Aug 21 2004, 10:37 AM
Mireh   Yea...Heard this before. But in a different versio...   Aug 21 2004, 10:41 PM
cutielilsuga   haha funny funny   Aug 22 2004, 12:34 AM
rAnd0m_strang3r   haha, gross but funny   Aug 24 2004, 09:56 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   haha i knew it had something to do with the mouth   Aug 24 2004, 10:45 AM
pikimoo   lmao.. that's funny but that chick must be a ...   Aug 24 2004, 10:54 AM
StarStruck xD   ewwww... like cant the daughter tell her father th...   Aug 24 2004, 12:28 PM
Yemmerz   Oh damn....   Aug 24 2004, 12:34 PM
lilteardrop   hah eww nastily funny   Aug 24 2004, 02:45 PM
inquisitive_   Thats really funny!   Aug 24 2004, 02:49 PM
FireCrossedAngel   oh man thats just nasty but yea, pretty funny ^.^   Aug 24 2004, 05:30 PM
inlonelinessidie   QUOTE(tainted_angel @ Aug 18 2004, 12:26 AM)L...   Aug 24 2004, 05:44 PM
ciara nicole   uuuuh. hahhahahaa.   Aug 25 2004, 03:16 PM
x AZN D0RKii x   QUOTE(DrEaMgUy2K1 @ Aug 21 2004, 5:21 AM)man ...   Aug 27 2004, 02:47 PM
LatinaLady   wait. was it cus the last guy Sucked on a guys *ah...   Aug 27 2004, 02:52 PM
AngelicEyz00   um.. i get it, i just don't find it funny   Aug 27 2004, 02:56 PM
conster   -_-" god... lols pretty dirtayy   Aug 27 2004, 04:34 PM
1--GIRL   hahaha funny   Aug 27 2004, 05:58 PM
Frankie   Okay! that was weird! not really funny.   Aug 27 2004, 06:29 PM
Eternally_Yours   lmao....GROSSSS!!!! haha.   Aug 27 2004, 08:16 PM
barelyy_coherent   LOL this is sick..but hilarious =)   Sep 6 2004, 07:38 PM
ErikMichaelscheese   lol that was funny..and it wasnt really gross to m...   Sep 6 2004, 09:40 PM


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