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 Aug 16 2004, 01:43 PM
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idk if there was a thread like this already...
There was a guy who decided to go to the beach one day and begins to sunbathe nude. A little boy comes up to him and says "mister, what's under that newspaper? " and the guy replies "my birdie. Now leave me alone " The guy fell asleep shortly and woke up in the hostpital. He asks why he was in the hospital and the doctor says he should ask the little boy. They little boy replys " Well I was playing with his birdie and it squirted at me so i pulled his two eggs."  i found it to be funny
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Aug 16 2004, 06:13 PM
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eh sick but then thers a long version:
so a guy goes sunbathing, then he sees a little girl coming up to him. then he quickly uses his newspaper to cover it. the little girl comes up and asks him: "mister, wats that thing under the newspaper?" the man replies "eh its a birdie.." satisfied, the girl walks a way. relieved, the guy falls asleep. later he wakes up in the hostpital in a lot of pain. he sees the little girl from the beach and asks her "wat happened" and the girl replies "well i was playing with the birdie, when it spit on me and i got mad so i broke its eggs and set its nest on fire..." lmao sick but kinda funny |
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Cake. Never sunbathe nude Aug 16 2004, 01:43 PM
strwbrrykiwi23 eww! gross... funny, but gross Aug 16 2004, 01:47 PM pnai4eva OMG, that's really sick! But funny...in a ... Aug 16 2004, 01:59 PM juliar What if that man was Andy doink? Aug 16 2004, 02:20 PM lilo626bebe QUOTE(pnai4eva @ Aug 16 2004, 1:59 PM)OMG, th... Aug 16 2004, 03:04 PM MasterNe0 nasty joke. It funny but nasty. Aug 16 2004, 03:14 PM JlIaTMK OMFG thats sick
lol eeeeeeeeew
funny tho.... reall... Aug 16 2004, 03:15 PM inlonelinessidie ah nah that's just sick . . . Aug 16 2004, 04:04 PM conster o god lol thats a lesson for u guys =P Aug 16 2004, 08:29 PM inquisitive_ LMAO! That is hilarious. Aug 16 2004, 08:32 PM Levy2k6 when guys sunbath nude.. bring a sock along.... do... Aug 16 2004, 08:35 PM elmogurly maybe the moral of the storie is to sunbathe in th... Aug 16 2004, 10:08 PM MizzUndastoodGirl LOL! more disturbing than funny.. but sti... Aug 16 2004, 11:12 PM xjjajeengx eww that is soo sick! PUHLEEZZ hahaha i think... Aug 16 2004, 11:47 PM tainted_angel Whoa there, grotesque. But funny nontheless. Aug 16 2004, 11:54 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo OMG lol....so funny...i will never sunbathe nude..... Aug 17 2004, 12:31 AM F1R3B4T QUOTE(diezelbabygrl_xoxo @ Aug 17 2004, 12:31... Aug 17 2004, 02:01 PM xzxero funny but nasty Aug 17 2004, 02:02 PM x hYpErRoSeY x gross x] funni, yet scary Aug 17 2004, 05:10 PM Caitlin lmao thats so funny but gross Aug 17 2004, 05:14 PM toyo loco funny but gross Aug 17 2004, 05:16 PM Devastation QUOTE(AzNxJenny91 @ Aug 16 2004, 1:43 PM)idk ... Aug 17 2004, 05:18 PM sup3rgirl7 EWW LMFAO!!! Aug 17 2004, 07:45 PM LiLaZnGirL122 ewww but funny 5/10 Aug 18 2004, 12:14 AM tootsie_kiddo o wow, dats sick... but funny! Aug 18 2004, 02:25 AM dani41790 lol ewww thats sick Aug 19 2004, 12:08 AM Grand_master_1 QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 16 2004, 6:13 PM)eh sick ... Aug 19 2004, 02:09 AM F1R3B4T QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 19 2004, 2:09 AM)i... Aug 19 2004, 08:02 PM FireCrossedAngel LOL! Thats extremely nasty, but very funny. Me... Aug 20 2004, 08:35 PM sweetdreamsx3 LMAO. Holy cow!!! Aug 20 2004, 11:42 PM Weird addiction made me smile but its soooo gross Aug 21 2004, 08:05 AM me_myself_andi2003 QUOTE(pnai4eva @ Aug 16 2004, 1:59 PM)OMG, th... Aug 21 2004, 10:25 AM Cake. QUOTE(Grand_master_1 @ Aug 19 2004, 2:09 AM)i... Aug 22 2004, 12:12 AM magnificentmike lol, thats funny i heard a simliar one only its a ... Aug 22 2004, 12:26 AM cutielilsuga okay that is somewhat gross
the little boy eWwWw..... Aug 22 2004, 12:46 AM rAnd0m_strang3r lol.. i found it funny, a little sick, okay it was... Aug 24 2004, 09:54 AM lilteardrop eww grossssss Aug 24 2004, 02:47 PM sporadic Dumb kid. Aug 24 2004, 05:53 PM ciara nicole oh wow. hahahahahahahahaha. Aug 25 2004, 03:28 PM Stately Lover HAHAHA how pervertedly gross. Lol. Aug 26 2004, 07:25 PM xbladeoffire90x ^ hehe funny but gross Aug 29 2004, 12:42 AM kyuubi319 OMG!! The poor guy had his nuts pulled out... Aug 30 2004, 12:00 AM Mick3Y That's sick but funny
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LatinaLady oh my lord. i feel bad for that guy. lol Aug 30 2004, 05:05 PM |
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