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An Atheist
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post Aug 15 2004, 10:08 AM
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An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 13-foot Kodiak brown bear beginning to charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again and the bear was even closer. His heart pounding in his chest, he tried to run faster yet. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising its right paw to strike him.

"OH MY GOD! ..."

Time stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

Even the river stopped moving ...

As a brilliant light shone upon the man, a thunderous voice came from all around...

"YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS, TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T EXIST AND EVEN CREDIT CREATION TO SOME COSMIC ACCIDENT. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A BELIEVER?"

Difficult as it was, the atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?"

"VERY WELL." Said God.

The light went out.

The river ran.

The sounds of the forest resumed.

... and the bear dropped down on his knees, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to receive."

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MeanBastard
post Aug 16 2004, 01:22 PM
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You guys are dumb.
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Haha, quite a chuckle.
 

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Weird addiction   An Atheist   Aug 15 2004, 10:08 AM
StarStruck xD   Whoo- hOo ! im first !! haha funny ...   Aug 15 2004, 10:50 AM
MasterNe0   LMAO. Now that is a joke.   Aug 15 2004, 11:20 AM
DaToNeViEtBoI916   lmfao!! good one   Aug 15 2004, 01:19 PM
01-supergirl   LMFAO. nice onee!   Aug 15 2004, 01:58 PM
AngelicEyz00   ROFLMAO... haha, i love this joke... haha, very fu...   Aug 15 2004, 02:01 PM
F1R3B4T   LMAO!! lol AHAHAH very funni   Aug 15 2004, 02:03 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   lol funny!   Aug 15 2004, 02:32 PM
Tag_youre_it   hahhaha this one's really good!   Aug 15 2004, 03:50 PM
dani41790   lmao haha thats a good one   Aug 15 2004, 09:46 PM
xtremeliquid   Haha funny.   Aug 15 2004, 10:06 PM
v@por   haha that's funny good thing God values peop...   Aug 15 2004, 10:08 PM
conster   LOL hahaha funny   Aug 15 2004, 11:08 PM
anqie   HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.   Aug 15 2004, 11:11 PM
xHalf nHalf   LMAO!!! hahaha thats good   Aug 16 2004, 12:25 AM
inlonelinessidie   LMAO that was hilarious   Aug 16 2004, 12:35 AM
elmogurly   i heard this one before..lol..   Aug 16 2004, 04:38 AM
faithin_felix   hahahaha, god is so smart.   Aug 16 2004, 09:39 AM
th5418   Haha, quite a chuckle.   Aug 16 2004, 01:22 PM
pnai4eva   OMG, i heard this joke b4. It's so funny!   Aug 16 2004, 01:56 PM
JlIaTMK   haha well the bear has to eat too geez lol and i ...   Aug 16 2004, 03:21 PM


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