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post Aug 12 2004, 09:52 PM
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One night a christian boy was going to bed. He sat at the end of his bed and said his prayers and at the end he said "Godbless Mom, Dad, GrandPa, Taa taa Grandma." His father over heard this and thought nothing of it.

The next morning the mom was screaming thru the house "GRANDMA DIED THIS MORNING! GRANDFATHER SAID SHE NEVER WOKE UP!" The father hearing this became very afriad.

Once agian the boy sat at the end of his bed saying his prayers and at the end he said "Godbless Mom, Dad, Taa taa Grandpa"

The next morning the grandfather died of a stroke in the morning.

The father then became very afriad and went to the doctor and made shure he was in perfect conditon.

That night the boy said the same prayer.

Next morning the father woke up and felt greate. He even went to the doctors agian just to be shure of himself. Once he came home he found his wife crying. He asked her what was the matter.

The wife replied "This morning the milkman droped dead on the porch!"
 
 
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post Aug 16 2004, 10:22 AM
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yes, it has been posted before, but it's cute. happy.gif
 

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