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| *Weird addiction* |
 Aug 15 2004, 11:32 AM
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A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!" |
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Aug 16 2004, 04:53 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL  Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
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Weird addiction Ghost Hick Aug 15 2004, 11:32 AM
tootsie_kiddo lmao, he had sex with a goat?! man, datz nast... Aug 15 2004, 12:08 PM truluvis4eva haha that's funny! Aug 15 2004, 12:24 PM DaToNeViEtBoI916 haha funny Aug 15 2004, 01:22 PM F1R3B4T lmao!! rednecks... Aug 15 2004, 02:07 PM Tag_youre_it gaaah!!! sex with goats!!... Aug 15 2004, 03:59 PM lozerface87 EWWWWWW! Aug 15 2004, 09:03 PM dani41790 hahaha omg thats sooo wrong Aug 15 2004, 09:37 PM xtremeliquid Heh? Aug 15 2004, 10:10 PM conster o god ... lol thats disgusting Aug 15 2004, 11:05 PM anqie Lmao. grosssssss. Aug 15 2004, 11:10 PM acidbreeze hahahaha, wow.. Aug 15 2004, 11:35 PM elmogurly eww. that's disgusting. i totally hope that... Aug 16 2004, 04:39 AM celebrityaddict5 Hahahaha that's both funny and disgusting ... Aug 16 2004, 05:23 AM faithin_felix ohh i've heard of that one before, but this on... Aug 16 2004, 09:28 AM pnai4eva O, i heard that joke b4 sumwhere. That joke is mes... Aug 16 2004, 01:49 PM strwbrrykiwi23 yuck Aug 16 2004, 01:52 PM JlIaTMK omfg thats.... kinky Aug 16 2004, 03:25 PM inlonelinessidie EWWWW . . . LMAO Aug 16 2004, 04:02 PM F1R3B4T i'd like to be in that big a classroom.. Aug 16 2004, 06:26 PM MasterNe0 LMFAO. Now that is a joke. 9/10 Aug 16 2004, 06:51 PM th5418 ooooooooooooooooold. and not funny anymore Aug 16 2004, 07:20 PM F1R3B4T QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 16 2004, 7:20 PM)ooooooooo... Aug 17 2004, 02:08 PM xzxero i get it. funny Aug 17 2004, 02:09 PM
sup3rgirl7 goats lmao Aug 17 2004, 08:27 PM |
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