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Blonde Joke
likeachild
post Jul 24 2004, 03:42 PM
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Blonde Joke

As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches
up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,
and knocks
on the door. The trucker lowers the window and she
says,
"Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of
your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.
When the truck stops for another red light, the girl
catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up
and
knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the
window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing
some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and
continues down the street. At the third red light, the

same thing happens again. All out of breath, the
blonde
gets out of her car, runs up and knocks on the truck
door. The trucker lowers the ! window. Again she says,

"Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of
your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he
hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the
blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it,

he says..."Hi, my name is Kevin, it's winter in
Wisconsin
I'm driving the SALT TRUCK
 
 
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lozerface87
post Aug 15 2004, 08:40 PM
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hahahaha she isnt ery smart laugh.gif
 

Posts in this topic
v@por   Blonde Joke   Jul 24 2004, 03:42 PM
iZnEedSuMcOkE   ....i dont get it...   Jul 24 2004, 03:48 PM
bibliomania   tut tut... discriminations against the blondes...   Jul 24 2004, 05:48 PM
AzNPmPGMr   haha... blondes jokes r the funniest..   Jul 24 2004, 09:02 PM
xBitterxSweetx   hmm i get it, it wasn't that funny though. i g...   Jul 24 2004, 09:38 PM
conster   lol its ok i feel bad for blondes   Jul 24 2004, 10:47 PM
01-supergirl   hahahaha. ohmygosh hilariousss.   Jul 25 2004, 02:59 AM
HuGs_fOr_yOu   LOST!   Jul 25 2004, 11:01 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   lol thats sad um, y r u ppl discriminating blonde...   Jul 26 2004, 04:57 PM
dani41790   lol man that blonde is dumb   Jul 26 2004, 05:36 PM
lilteardrop   HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. good one   Aug 11 2004, 11:28 AM
tootsie_kiddo   hahaha, stupid blond gurl!   Aug 11 2004, 11:31 AM
F1R3B4T   lmfao that was funni i haf nothin against blondes ...   Aug 11 2004, 12:07 PM
elmogurly   i don't get it. i don't live where the sn...   Aug 11 2004, 06:43 PM
F1R3B4T   no. explanation: the salt truck drops salt over fr...   Aug 11 2004, 06:46 PM
MasterNe0   It a dumb joke for blondes.   Aug 11 2004, 06:49 PM
F1R3B4T   QUOTE(MasterNe0 @ Aug 11 2004, 6:49 PM)It a d...   Aug 11 2004, 06:51 PM
seitekiflip   haha thats funny   Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM
F1R3B4T   sry not "my" jokes but the jokes that i ...   Aug 11 2004, 07:45 PM
F_L_I_P   Dude...im a blonde -Phil-   Aug 11 2004, 07:48 PM
F1R3B4T   sry flip.. no offence to blondes wat-so-ever   Aug 11 2004, 07:53 PM
sushiluva   EXPLANTATION: Salt helps melt the ice/snow, and t...   Aug 11 2004, 07:58 PM
LatinaLady   dont matter what kind of jokes you get either for ...   Aug 11 2004, 09:00 PM
MyVermilionPlague   Lmfao. That was hilarious.   Aug 11 2004, 10:51 PM
Tag_youre_it   haha that stupid stupid girl!   Aug 15 2004, 04:45 PM
chica777708   idont get it... :( HELP   Aug 15 2004, 06:41 PM
lozerface87   hahahaha she isnt ery smart   Aug 15 2004, 08:40 PM


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