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| *Weird addiction* |
 Aug 15 2004, 10:08 AM
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An atheist was walking through the woods one day in Alaska, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What a powerful river! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 13-foot Kodiak brown bear beginning to charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could down the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was rapidly closing on him. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears came to his eyes. He looked again and the bear was even closer. His heart pounding in his chest, he tried to run faster yet. But alas, he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up, the bear was right over him, reaching for him with its left paw and raising its right paw to strike him.
"OH MY GOD! ..." Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving ... As a brilliant light shone upon the man, a thunderous voice came from all around... "YOU DENY MY EXISTENCE FOR ALL THESE YEARS, TEACH OTHERS THAT I DON'T EXIST AND EVEN CREDIT CREATION TO SOME COSMIC ACCIDENT. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO HELP YOU OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? AM I TO COUNT YOU AS A BELIEVER?" Difficult as it was, the atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian?" "VERY WELL." Said God. The light went out. The river ran. The sounds of the forest resumed. ... and the bear dropped down on his knees, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke: "Lord, thank you for this food which I am about to receive." LMAO |
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Aug 15 2004, 02:03 PM
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LMAO!! lol AHAHAH very funni
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Weird addiction An Atheist Aug 15 2004, 10:08 AM
StarStruck xD Whoo- hOo ! im first !! haha funny ... Aug 15 2004, 10:50 AM MasterNe0 LMAO. Now that is a joke. Aug 15 2004, 11:20 AM DaToNeViEtBoI916 lmfao!!
good one Aug 15 2004, 01:19 PM 01-supergirl LMFAO. nice onee! Aug 15 2004, 01:58 PM AngelicEyz00 ROFLMAO... haha, i love this joke... haha, very fu... Aug 15 2004, 02:01 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol funny! Aug 15 2004, 02:32 PM Tag_youre_it hahhaha this one's really good! Aug 15 2004, 03:50 PM dani41790 lmao haha thats a good one Aug 15 2004, 09:46 PM xtremeliquid Haha funny. Aug 15 2004, 10:06 PM v@por haha that's funny
good thing God values peop... Aug 15 2004, 10:08 PM conster LOL hahaha funny Aug 15 2004, 11:08 PM anqie HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. Aug 15 2004, 11:11 PM xHalf nHalf LMAO!!! hahaha thats good Aug 16 2004, 12:25 AM inlonelinessidie LMAO that was hilarious Aug 16 2004, 12:35 AM elmogurly i heard this one before..lol.. Aug 16 2004, 04:38 AM faithin_felix hahahaha, god is so smart. Aug 16 2004, 09:39 AM th5418 Haha, quite a chuckle. Aug 16 2004, 01:22 PM pnai4eva OMG, i heard this joke b4. It's so funny! Aug 16 2004, 01:56 PM
JlIaTMK haha well the bear has to eat too geez lol
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