A panda joke, I've always liked this one *shrug* |
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 Aug 14 2004, 05:12 PM
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 and they say imitation is flattering  Group: Member Posts: 1,337 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 27,269  |
A panda walks into a bar. He eats some food, shoots a customer, and promptly leaves.
The next day, the same panda comes back, eats some food, shoots a customer, and leaves. After a few days of this, the shocked bartender finally asks the panda, "Why do you keep shooting my customers?!" The panda tells him to look in the dictionary. "Noun 1. panda - A large black and white animal from the bamboo forests of China and Tibet. Eats shoots and leaves." |
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Aug 15 2004, 02:23 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lmao thats a good one
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sporadic A panda joke Aug 14 2004, 05:12 PM
AznKutie hahahah!!
LMAO...good one! Aug 14 2004, 05:14 PM Devastation still funny Aug 14 2004, 05:54 PM happy endings haha..that's pretty funny.. Aug 14 2004, 05:58 PM conster LOL the panda jus living it up being a panda lol Aug 14 2004, 06:41 PM sporadic I heard this joke a loooong time ago....
It's ... Aug 14 2004, 06:44 PM F1R3B4T i heard it too but its ok still funni Aug 14 2004, 11:05 PM Frankie Thats kinda funny. only kinda. Aug 14 2004, 11:15 PM F1R3B4T kinda funni? at least its funnier than the dancing... Aug 14 2004, 11:20 PM kyuubi319 lmao, see, this all leads back to stupid people
ma... Aug 15 2004, 12:54 AM F1R3B4T QUOTE(kyuubi319 @ Aug 15 2004, 12:54 AM)lmao,... Aug 15 2004, 02:33 AM Luster Soldier LOL! That's an incredibly smart joke Aug 15 2004, 02:34 AM MasterNe0 Lol. Yep, very good joke. Aug 15 2004, 11:15 AM Weird addiction nice Aug 15 2004, 11:17 AM f00LisH_h3aRt63 XD I like Pandas! Haha =]
eveyy Aug 15 2004, 11:30 AM elmogurly lol..that is so cute Aug 17 2004, 09:01 PM toyo loco nice one (: Aug 17 2004, 09:04 PM LiLaZnGirL122 hahaha lmao Aug 18 2004, 12:02 AM rhqtpie haha funny
mi xangie Aug 18 2004, 02:35 AM xnastyninjagrlx haha dat's pretty cute~~ hahaa Aug 18 2004, 04:43 PM F1R3B4T animals are gradually increasing their knowledge a... Aug 18 2004, 11:49 PM vehvih ngyahha!
wow a panda that talks i want one... Aug 19 2004, 11:43 AM lil_l3l3allplaya lol nver heard that one b4...good one Aug 20 2004, 10:32 AM strwbrrykiwi23 lmao... cute joke Aug 20 2004, 11:10 AM silver rain haha, that's a cute joke Aug 20 2004, 11:31 AM juliar Hahahahhahaha that's good. The first funny jok... Aug 20 2004, 11:45 AM xrolemodel09x this "joke" is from a book.. "eats,... Aug 21 2004, 09:54 PM Mireh aww...how witty
*imagines ranma 1/2* Aug 21 2004, 10:32 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo omg i've never heard dat b4! that is so cu... Aug 22 2004, 12:34 PM Knight LMAO!!! Aug 22 2004, 07:54 PM lhuvhurts lol funny heheheheh Aug 23 2004, 02:56 AM joethebunny LOL. I think the fact that a panda shoots a custom... Aug 23 2004, 08:59 AM Calibabe2292 Lmao, great joke! Aug 23 2004, 12:24 PM rAnd0m_strang3r haha, i've heard that joke before, funni Aug 24 2004, 09:46 AM lilteardrop HAHAHAHAHA I GETIT!!! Aug 24 2004, 02:48 PM sporadic QUOTE(xrolemodel09x @ Aug 21 2004, 9:54 PM)th... Aug 24 2004, 04:40 PM captured_serenity that's a funny joke...lols...thats too cute...... Aug 24 2004, 04:48 PM bunny--bunny Lol, i like that joke. Aug 26 2004, 10:01 PM Sumiaki Haha LMAO! I <3 pandas Aug 26 2004, 10:27 PM court4short QUOTEman take panda away from home>panda gets s... Aug 27 2004, 03:33 PM sushiluva And this kids, is the result of punctuation gone w... Sep 24 2004, 02:20 AM gothicvengeance LOL!!! haha finally a joke that isn... Sep 25 2004, 05:39 PM hiromah hahah that's so cute Sep 26 2004, 06:25 AM mysticbreeze I had to read that book Eats Shoots and Leaves for... Oct 16 2004, 11:26 PM *playmate* hahahaha lol! Oct 17 2004, 12:29 AM xSWEETxCANDiix lmao that's funny & cute Oct 17 2004, 02:43 AM
barelyy_coherent QUOTE(Thradrien_Blake @ Aug 24 2004, 1:40 PM)... Oct 22 2004, 01:10 AM |
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