Favorite Hip-Hop Lines Options

[Smoke360]

What are your favorite lines in rap? I'm talkin' like punchlines or just great concepts.. or great multi-syllabic rhyming..

The one in my sig, below the banner is from Canibus.. it's genius..

"I'm not the one you should be underestimatin
Come test ya fate'n I guarantee I'll be under investigation" - Big Pun (Multi-Syllabic)

"Got enough bread
Ask Beavis, I get nothin' But-Head" - Big L (Punchline)

I'll think of some more later.. I juss woke up though..

But drop your favorite lines!!

[WTFwasIthinking]

ROYCE DA 5'9
"I am not a backpacker, I am a gat-packer / I ain't that good, all of the rest jus' rap wacker!"
DAYUMMM... I love that line...

MORE ROYCE:
My flow is hotter than the flash from the click
When the hammer slaps the bullet on the ass from the clip
You wind up in a room full of my dawgs
I'll have you feeling like a fire hydrant in a room full of dogs
So come, come now, get pissed on, shitted on
Tough talk turns to, "Can't we all just get along"
You get blazed when the mic's off, shot when it's on
You probably ducked when they laid the gun shot in your song
My gun strrr-utters when it speaks to you
Utter **** to repeat to you
Nothing to clip, then give a speech to you

MORE ROYCE:
I'm a motherf**king star, I don't battle no mo'
I provide the the gun clapping around of applause after ya show

MORE ROYCE:
He don't give a fudge if you like him or not
He's a major problem) I will slap yo' ass in church
And apologize to Jesus later, punk!

MORE ROYCE:
I will knock his ass OUT
And if I can't beat him I will grab my heater and POP his ass OUT!
LMAO...

I don't even think they're that hot of punchlines but I just love those lines.... Royce is dope as hell though

MORE ROYCE:
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
To see which one'll swerve first
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the devil
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse

MORE ROYCE:
The disaster wit dreds
I'm Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
To kill my soul after I'm dead
When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm it

EMINEM:
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe

I think that's the only time I've ever heard Em outshined clearly on a track... he's usually the one doin' the outshining... damn Royce murdered that song

Eminem:
" I'll strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows,
That dont even make sense like dykes using dildos"

MORE EMINEM:
"I'm more toward droppin' a acapapella ta chop a fella ta mozarella worse than a helicopta propella"

LLOYD BANKS:
"Ill Have You Holding Your Chest Like You Singing The National Anthem"

MORE BANKS:
"the only clip on ya hip is to ya cell phone"

MORE:
I like 'em slim in the waste, curves in the right place
A bitch wit hips, lips, and a nice face
Your appetite'll put a dent up in a ***** salary
You need to stop burnin that weed, and burn a calorie
Your attitude is like you always have gear
You got a pony tail, you ain't always have hair
I just wanna see your Capri's comin' down
Mami we run the town, stay away if you 300 pounds
I LOVE THAT ****... SHISS SO HILARIOUS...

MORE BANKS:
"Keep givin that same stare/I'll pull the tray out like the back of a airplane chair"
ONE OF MY FAVORITE'S FROM BANKS... HE NEEDS TO DROP MORE PUNCHES LIKE THAT....

"I seen her in the mall shoppin/Now I'm contemplatin bout stoppin/Cause she can get me off like Cochran"
damn...

"As long as im here im gunna grab checks
and make my cash stretch longer the giraffe necks'"
DAMN!

COPYWRITE:
"Comin at you(Achuw), like i sneezed through my doink"

CHINO XL:
"I'm positive you don't wanna test...I leave n*ggas confused like homeless cats on house arrest."

BIG L:
f**kin punk, you ain't a Leader, what? Nobody Follow-ed you
You was never ****, your mother shoulda swallowed you