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father's last request
F1R3B4T
post Aug 11 2004, 08:04 PM
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A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."
 
 
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kyuubi319
post Aug 13 2004, 03:09 PM
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hahaha, lmao das funny
 

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F1R3B4T   father's last request   Aug 11 2004, 08:04 PM
conster   lmao naughty wifey   Aug 11 2004, 08:08 PM
MasterNe0   lol. Funny.   Aug 11 2004, 08:34 PM
AznKutie   hhahaha funny!   Aug 11 2004, 08:35 PM
elmogurly   lol..i was just thinking that. lol   Aug 11 2004, 08:46 PM
LatinaLady   damn that wife is a bitch. lol evil!   Aug 11 2004, 09:01 PM
dani41790   hahaha lmao thats one bad wife   Aug 11 2004, 11:38 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   omg lol!! thats cute   Aug 12 2004, 12:12 AM
IIO__oII   AWW wives these days... >=/   Aug 12 2004, 12:30 AM
niez_cho   *lol* so it's the other way round...   Aug 12 2004, 12:58 AM
nycxjohn   lols never expected a thing!   Aug 12 2004, 09:56 AM
x_angawhomps   Lol.. slick..   Aug 12 2004, 09:57 AM
chica777708   HAHA thats mean lol funnie   Aug 12 2004, 11:19 AM
tyedyefroggy   ouch thats mean, that womans naughty LoL   Aug 12 2004, 11:22 AM
pnai4eva   Lol, that wife is naughty!   Aug 12 2004, 01:07 PM
tootsie_kiddo   lmao!!! naughty wife!   Aug 13 2004, 12:40 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha I get it...   Aug 13 2004, 01:32 AM
laur3nw   hahahaha bad wife!   Aug 13 2004, 02:11 AM
kyuubi319   hahaha, lmao das funny   Aug 13 2004, 03:09 PM
StarStruck xD   HAHA !   Aug 13 2004, 05:15 PM
Yemmerz   Hah. I like that one.   Aug 13 2004, 06:38 PM
inquisitive_   ...Lol. Poor guy!   Aug 13 2004, 06:41 PM
s0emotionalx3   Ahahaha i get it!! That poor guy.. at lea...   Aug 14 2004, 03:11 AM
Weird addiction   lol   Aug 14 2004, 10:20 AM
F1R3B4T   lmfao eh who sed slick? lol cough cough   Aug 14 2004, 11:33 PM
xjjajeengx   oo... bad wifey... hahah   Aug 15 2004, 12:07 AM
Tag_youre_it   naaawty haha and.. .there's THREE of them too...   Aug 15 2004, 04:19 PM
rhqtpie   haha   Sep 13 2004, 05:45 PM
kaleidoscoped   Haha, that's good.   Sep 13 2004, 06:21 PM
tsohg   ROFL!   Sep 14 2004, 06:08 PM
corizzle20   haha funny   Sep 14 2004, 06:39 PM
weirdness   lolz haha bad wife good joke   Sep 18 2004, 01:07 PM
jennifish   dude thats sad.   Sep 18 2004, 10:55 PM
1--GIRL   hahahaha funny   Sep 19 2004, 01:15 AM
ashesinthefall   thats messed up   Sep 19 2004, 09:37 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   LOL BAD MOM shes guna go down!!   Sep 20 2004, 12:32 AM


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