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 Aug 11 2004, 04:24 PM
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An undertaker had a busy day at work, and in front of him, was 3 new bodies that had been sent from the hospital. The first one his mouth opened wide. He then moved on to see the next body. It too had opened his mouth widely. Surprised, he went over to the last body. This body was charred and had a huge smile on his face. Feeling puzzled, he turned to ask the hospital personnel:" What actually happened to these people? "Well.." replied the personnel, "The first man died from laughing at a joke. The second man died at the news that he had won the lottery. The last man..well, he was struck by lightning...he thought the flash was a camera's."
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Aug 13 2004, 12:46 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
haha, @ least they didnt die in pain or anythin
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F1R3B4T dead body Aug 11 2004, 04:24 PM
black_cloud10 he was probably blonde huh?? (<3 my blonde hai... Aug 11 2004, 04:27 PM Burnt_Angel1124 Hmm...It isn't really funny... Aug 11 2004, 04:41 PM F1R3B4T i dunno i thot it was funni... Aug 11 2004, 04:44 PM elmogurly hm...*cheese* at lease he died happy-ish Aug 11 2004, 06:22 PM MasterNe0 It didn't sound funny also. Aug 11 2004, 06:40 PM F1R3B4T well too bad if u dun think its funni... Aug 11 2004, 06:47 PM conster o god lol its funny but how can anyone think light... Aug 11 2004, 08:19 PM pnai4eva lol, that wuz really weird. Aug 12 2004, 12:42 PM xtremeliquid Oh...heh... Aug 13 2004, 01:29 AM Luster Soldier Dead corpse smiling? Kinda freaky.....but it's... Aug 13 2004, 03:29 AM xjjajeengx LMFAO how sad.. mustve died so happily tho Aug 13 2004, 04:28 AM
strwbrrykiwi23 haha poor guy... dumb, but poor... lmao Aug 13 2004, 10:41 AM |
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