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 Aug 11 2004, 08:12 PM
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My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday and sit at the back. During the service he would sneak out and grab a hat from the rack at the front door.
On Sunday, he went to church and sat at the back. The sermon was about the 10 commandments. He sat through the whole sermon and instead of sneaking out he waited until the sermon was over and went to talk to the minister. "Father, I came here today to steal a hat to replace the one I lost. But after hearing your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I changed my mind." The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was it when I started to preach thou shall not steal, that changed your heart?" My uncle responded, "No, it was the one on adultery. When you started to preach on that, I remembered where I left my hat." |
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Aug 13 2004, 12:37 AM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
haha lol! naughty guy...
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F1R3B4T Lost hat Aug 11 2004, 08:12 PM
conster lol i had to read it twice to get it Aug 11 2004, 08:21 PM MasterNe0 LOL. That funny. Aug 11 2004, 08:37 PM highly_evolved lol Aug 11 2004, 08:38 PM elmogurly naughty naughty Aug 11 2004, 08:49 PM F1R3B4T lmao glad every1 likes it Aug 11 2004, 08:54 PM dani41790 hahaha dayum thats one naughty guy Aug 11 2004, 11:46 PM nycxjohn lols that jokes pretty funny Aug 12 2004, 10:01 AM Devastation humerous. basically anything you post is funny. Aug 12 2004, 10:04 AM chica777708 ok.. umm I read it like 3times I dont get it Aug 12 2004, 11:15 AM tyedyefroggy LoL some people these days Aug 12 2004, 11:23 AM pnai4eva Naughty uncle... Aug 12 2004, 01:09 PM F1R3B4T QUOTE(chica777708 @ Aug 12 2004, 11:15 AM)ok.... Aug 12 2004, 02:36 PM xtremeliquid Haha I get that. Aug 13 2004, 01:33 AM
kyuubi319 rofl, i get it, lol
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