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Little Johnny
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post Aug 12 2004, 01:11 PM
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On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, "I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers!"
"That's right!" shouted the little boy.
Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift. She held it up, shook it and said. "I bet I know what it is - it's a box of candy!"
"That's right!" shouted the little girl.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son, Little Johnny. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," Little Johnny answered.
The teacher touched another drop to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," he answered.
Finally, the teacher said, "I give up. What is it?"
Little Johnny replied, "A puppy!"

n another

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "of course not."
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"
 
 
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post Aug 13 2004, 12:23 AM
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rotfl those are just hilarious LoL
 

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Grand_master_1   Little Johnny   Aug 12 2004, 01:11 PM
F1R3B4T   LMAO A PUPPY LOL hmm the second one is weird...   Aug 12 2004, 02:34 PM
MasterNe0   that funny the first one. The second joke had alr...   Aug 12 2004, 03:45 PM
corizzle20   haha funny   Aug 12 2004, 07:35 PM
nycxjohn   lols the puppy ones funny buh the second ones been...   Aug 12 2004, 09:38 PM
elmogurly   yeah. i read the second joke before too. but i don...   Aug 13 2004, 12:08 AM
tootsie_kiddo   i've heard of the second one   Aug 13 2004, 12:20 AM
tyedyefroggy   rotfl those are just hilarious LoL   Aug 13 2004, 12:23 AM
kyuubi319   lmao, i love little johnny   Aug 13 2004, 03:28 PM
dani41790   lmao thats funni yet gross   Aug 14 2004, 05:43 AM
pnai4eva   ROFL, A puppy! Thas really funny!   Aug 16 2004, 01:36 PM


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