anyone knoe any jokes?, -_-x bored Options

[xjjajeengx]

anyone noe any funny jokes? darn... i think i annoyed the crap owt of all mah joke masters, thus they wont tell me anymore!!!! hehe... going to bother them more jkjk. anyways, i dont noe if there was a subject on this, but post your jokes, your best ones here. then... er... yea.

rules:
lets try to keep this a JOKE topic. i dont want some fight between blondes, girls, guys, fatties, etc. hahaah yea.

my joke?
i dont have one. -_- o well.

[Imacliche77]

I got one, Its a welfare Joke:


A man walked into the local welfare office, marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I hate
drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job."

The person behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
We
just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard
for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big
black
Mercedes, and the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.

Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and
you
will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holiday
trips. The salary package starts at $200,000.00 a year with room for
bonuses.

The man said, "You're bullshitting me, man!"

The clerk behind the counter said, "Yeah, well, you
started it."