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 Aug 11 2004, 11:18 AM
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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of three and asks, "Why are there three in this package." The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a pack of six and asks "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday." "Wow!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March." |
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Aug 12 2004, 12:10 PM
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lols sad...guys dont get any anymore
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Angel_Cece A joke from jokefunny Aug 11 2004, 11:18 AM
tootsie_kiddo i saw a kid at a shop and he was holding condomz a... Aug 11 2004, 11:33 AM IIO__oII awwww hahaha :D
poor parents.... =O Aug 11 2004, 12:00 PM F1R3B4T wow lmao sad kid Aug 11 2004, 12:02 PM chimps ate my hw read that one cher Aug 11 2004, 12:02 PM elmogurly lol... Aug 11 2004, 06:45 PM conster hahaha lol funny Aug 11 2004, 11:35 PM dani41790 lmao thats funni Aug 11 2004, 11:39 PM F1R3B4T i think thers supposed to be a longer version one ... Aug 11 2004, 11:44 PM pnai4eva LOl, thas funny Aug 12 2004, 12:35 PM MasterNe0 Yep, very funny. Aug 12 2004, 03:43 PM
xtremeliquid Haha funny. Aug 13 2004, 06:53 PM |
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