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 Aug 11 2004, 08:00 PM
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Winston Peters is visiting a school.
In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offersthat, "if my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy". "No," Winston says, "That would be an ACCIDENT." A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy". "I'm afraid not, "explains Winston, "that is what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent, none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Winston, "isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?" Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Winston Peters was blown up by a bomb, THAT would be a tragedy". "Wonderful!" Winston beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly wouldn't be a great loss!" |
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Aug 12 2004, 11:43 AM
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QUOTE(lilteardrop @ Aug 12 2004, 12:41 PM) HAHA whos wintson peters? haha, yeah i know. its funny- but its even funnier when its bush instead of winston peters. |
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F1R3B4T the tragedy Aug 11 2004, 08:00 PM
conster HAHHAHAHA lol smart boy! Aug 11 2004, 08:04 PM MasterNe0 LOL. Great joke. Aug 11 2004, 08:23 PM elmogurly hehe..it wouldn't be a tradgedy to me.. Aug 11 2004, 08:28 PM RiC3xBoy hahaha, he got pwned Aug 11 2004, 10:58 PM tyedyefroggy LoL that was really good Aug 11 2004, 11:06 PM immersion31 haha, winston got seved. lo., nice comeback Aug 11 2004, 11:20 PM dani41790 hahaha winston got pwned Aug 11 2004, 11:34 PM F1R3B4T lol pwned? he was a school kid tryin to answer a s... Aug 11 2004, 11:39 PM IIO__oII hahahahhaha kids are cute <33
PS.F1R3B4T--HOW... Aug 12 2004, 12:35 AM F1R3B4T me? i dint post a lot Aug 12 2004, 01:09 AM Grand_master_1 LOL nice
f1r3b4t u do post a lot of jokes tho Aug 12 2004, 01:16 AM F1R3B4T shaaup...
lmfao i can't resist, they are funni... Aug 12 2004, 01:17 AM xtremeliquid I see... Aug 12 2004, 01:36 AM nycxjohn LOL nice joke ;] Aug 12 2004, 09:46 AM chica777708 HAHA how funnie, the lil boi is very smart lol Aug 12 2004, 11:20 AM lilteardrop HAHA whos wintson peters? Aug 12 2004, 11:41 AM pnai4eva hahahahaa, that wuz good. Aug 12 2004, 01:17 PM F1R3B4T lmfao bush instead of peters? lol i'll conside... Aug 12 2004, 02:32 PM tootsie_kiddo haha dat guy is so smart! Aug 13 2004, 12:38 AM
kyuubi319 hahaha, lmao, thats funny, i read that before on I... Aug 13 2004, 03:24 PM |
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