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 Aug 11 2004, 04:56 PM
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A chemist, a biologist, and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting for the electric chair. The chemist was brought forward first.
"Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner, strapping him in. "No," replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch, and nothing happened. Under state law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner has to be released, so the chemist was released. Then the biologist was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" "No, just get on with it." The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released. Then the electrical engineer was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner. "Yes," replied the engineer. "If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work." |
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Aug 12 2004, 11:13 AM
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HAHA i have something like that:
thre was a blond, brunette, and a red head. they were all to be executed by a guillotine the brunette was first. the executioner asked her if she wanted any last words. saying no, the rope was released. however, the blade stope 2 inches from her neck. the crowd muttered among themselves and decided it was a sign not to kill her. so they let the brunette go. the same thing happened to the red head, so she was let go. when it was the blond's turn, the executioner asked if she had any last words. "yup," she replies. she pointed to the top of the guillotine, where the rope was tangled up. "i think you should untangle the rope to make it work."... ;D |
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F1R3B4T more dumb ppl Aug 11 2004, 04:56 PM
elmogurly lol...dumb engineer engineers are cool Aug 11 2004, 06:18 PM MasterNe0 Lol. Smart yet dumb engineer. That waht you get fo... Aug 11 2004, 06:38 PM F1R3B4T lmao usually its the electircal engineer whos smar... Aug 11 2004, 06:40 PM conster haha lol hes smart but.... stupid for telling the ... Aug 11 2004, 08:24 PM LatinaLady ugh that dumb engeneer. Aug 11 2004, 08:56 PM F1R3B4T QUOTE(conster @ Aug 11 2004, 8:24 PM)haha lol... Aug 11 2004, 08:57 PM immersion31 lol, i heard a version bout this before. instead o... Aug 11 2004, 10:56 PM dani41790 lmao i guess that engineer wanted to die Aug 11 2004, 11:35 PM chica777708 HAHA wow I get it LOL funnie Aug 12 2004, 11:16 AM nycxjohn lols thahs just suicide Aug 12 2004, 12:09 PM shawty_redd haha funny stuff Aug 12 2004, 12:11 PM AzN_DuDe01 aww poor egineer..... he wants to die..... Aug 12 2004, 12:16 PM pnai4eva s2pid engineer...now i'm starting 2 feel sorry... Aug 12 2004, 12:21 PM tootsie_kiddo ahahah lol! funny one! Aug 13 2004, 12:49 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo yah dumb ppl...hahaha good one Aug 13 2004, 01:15 AM xtremeliquid Eh... Aug 13 2004, 01:22 AM
kyuubi319 haha, oh dang, that sounds like something I would ... Aug 13 2004, 03:23 PM |
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