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 Aug 12 2004, 02:41 AM
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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job".
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his slutty daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it" 
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Aug 12 2004, 02:45 AM
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LMFAO THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!!
LOL "YEA WELL U STARTED IT" LMFAO |
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diezelbabygrl_xoxo Welfare Aug 12 2004, 02:41 AM
leeeza702 LOL, that's really really really funny... Aug 12 2004, 02:47 AM Just AJ Aww, that's cold lol, if i ever get a job at a... Aug 12 2004, 03:22 AM elmogurly i don't get it. man..i'm really slow today Aug 12 2004, 03:25 AM niez_cho I don't get it either... Aug 12 2004, 05:15 AM nycxjohn lols damn girl you got jokes Aug 12 2004, 09:41 AM conster LOL hahaha funny Aug 12 2004, 10:14 AM chica777708 I dont get it :( Aug 12 2004, 11:13 AM pnai4eva LMAO, that wuz so funny! Aug 12 2004, 01:05 PM MasterNe0 LMAO. Great joke. Aug 12 2004, 03:44 PM
corizzle20 hahahahahahaha Aug 12 2004, 07:36 PM |
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