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 Aug 11 2004, 04:32 PM
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A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"
The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' |
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Aug 11 2004, 11:53 PM
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QUOTE(dani41790 @ Aug 11 2004, 11:51 PM) hahaha thats a good one. man u post alot in this forum wat kan i say? il ike jokes  a minute of laughing = 30 minutes of excercise er sumfin like that |
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F1R3B4T got grapes! Aug 11 2004, 04:32 PM
Grand_master_1 lol i remember dis joke itz so stupid but i couldn... Aug 11 2004, 04:34 PM Burnt_Angel1124 I heard this one before but with crackers instead ... Aug 11 2004, 04:38 PM Just_Dream lol hahahas. I've never heard that. I like duc... Aug 11 2004, 04:40 PM F1R3B4T lol who knows but grapes are good Aug 11 2004, 04:43 PM elmogurly lo...i've heard this one before ducks are coo... Aug 11 2004, 06:24 PM xtremeliquid Haha. Aug 11 2004, 06:29 PM F1R3B4T i concur, ducks are kooL
wait is "concur... Aug 11 2004, 06:29 PM MasterNe0 it stupid but yet, funny. Aug 11 2004, 06:48 PM conster LOL haha cute duck Aug 11 2004, 08:22 PM dani41790 hahaha thats a good one. man u post alot in this f... Aug 11 2004, 11:51 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo lol dat was like tha first joke i have ever heard.... Aug 11 2004, 11:58 PM nycxjohn lols so old so old... Aug 12 2004, 09:59 AM chica777708 haha thats funnie and mean lol Aug 12 2004, 11:14 AM lilteardrop HAHA took me a while to get it xD Aug 12 2004, 11:38 AM
pnai4eva That wuz sort of like a cute joke. Aug 12 2004, 01:11 PM |
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