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Aug 11 2004, 08:04 PM
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A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short.
The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me - is our youngest son my child?" The wife replied, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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Aug 11 2004, 11:38 PM
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao thats one bad wife
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F1R3B4T father's last request Aug 11 2004, 08:04 PM
conster lmao naughty wifey Aug 11 2004, 08:08 PM
MasterNe0 lol. Funny. Aug 11 2004, 08:34 PM
AznKutie hhahaha funny! Aug 11 2004, 08:35 PM
elmogurly lol..i was just thinking that. lol Aug 11 2004, 08:46 PM
LatinaLady damn that wife is a bitch. lol evil! Aug 11 2004, 09:01 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo omg lol!! thats cute Aug 12 2004, 12:12 AM
IIO__oII AWW
wives these days... >=/ Aug 12 2004, 12:30 AM
niez_cho *lol* so it's the other way round... Aug 12 2004, 12:58 AM
nycxjohn lols never expected a thing! Aug 12 2004, 09:56 AM
x_angawhomps Lol.. slick.. Aug 12 2004, 09:57 AM
chica777708 HAHA thats mean lol funnie Aug 12 2004, 11:19 AM
tyedyefroggy ouch thats mean, that womans naughty LoL Aug 12 2004, 11:22 AM
pnai4eva Lol, that wife is naughty! Aug 12 2004, 01:07 PM
tootsie_kiddo lmao!!! naughty wife! Aug 13 2004, 12:40 AM
xtremeliquid Haha I get it... Aug 13 2004, 01:32 AM
laur3nw hahahaha bad wife! Aug 13 2004, 02:11 AM
kyuubi319 hahaha, lmao das funny Aug 13 2004, 03:09 PM
StarStruck xD HAHA ! Aug 13 2004, 05:15 PM
Yemmerz Hah. I like that one. Aug 13 2004, 06:38 PM
inquisitive_ ...Lol. Poor guy! Aug 13 2004, 06:41 PM
s0emotionalx3 Ahahaha i get it!!
That poor guy.. at lea... Aug 14 2004, 03:11 AM
Weird addiction lol Aug 14 2004, 10:20 AM
F1R3B4T lmfao eh who sed slick? lol cough cough Aug 14 2004, 11:33 PM
xjjajeengx oo... bad wifey... hahah Aug 15 2004, 12:07 AM
Tag_youre_it naaawty
haha and.. .there's THREE of them too... Aug 15 2004, 04:19 PM
rhqtpie haha Sep 13 2004, 05:45 PM
kaleidoscoped Haha, that's good. Sep 13 2004, 06:21 PM
tsohg ROFL! Sep 14 2004, 06:08 PM
corizzle20 haha funny Sep 14 2004, 06:39 PM
weirdness lolz haha bad wife
good joke Sep 18 2004, 01:07 PM
jennifish dude thats sad. Sep 18 2004, 10:55 PM
1--GIRL hahahaha funny Sep 19 2004, 01:15 AM
ashesinthefall thats messed up Sep 19 2004, 09:37 PM
LiLaZnGirL122 LOL BAD MOM shes guna go down!! Sep 20 2004, 12:32 AM![]() ![]() |