Favorite Hip-Hop Lines Options

[Smoke360]

What are your favorite lines in rap? I'm talkin' like punchlines or just great concepts.. or great multi-syllabic rhyming..

The one in my sig, below the banner is from Canibus.. it's genius..

"I'm not the one you should be underestimatin
Come test ya fate'n I guarantee I'll be under investigation" - Big Pun (Multi-Syllabic)

"Got enough bread
Ask Beavis, I get nothin' But-Head" - Big L (Punchline)

I'll think of some more later.. I juss woke up though..

But drop your favorite lines!!

[WTFwasIthinking]

YOU GET A 'LIL TASTE OF ME (THE DOPEST PUNCHLINE SPITTER - TRUST ME, I AIN'T EXAGGERATIN')

On the mic~ya~chumps, got ya'll~on~the~run / 'N jus' like~the~pumps, ya'll got balls~on~ya~tongues"

maybe somethin' like:

Get'cha spittin'~up~a~degree / Cuz next Christmas you'll be giftless cuz you won't be present if you sittin'~unda~a~tree

WATCH FOR AND... that right there is nothing... I got hundreds and hundreds of RIDICULOUS punchlines... got props from Record Execs and hundreds and hundreds of people....

AND I'M KOREAN... watch for me

some of my other favorites:

EMINEM:
"Ya ass forgot, so in case you don't remember me / I'll run ya brain around the block ta jog ya f**kin' memory"

"You couldn't flip **** playin' in toilets with a spatula"

"You flowers got no clout with a thing / You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang / I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's / Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E's / Dethrone MC's and I'ma max alone / Relax your dome like a solo from a saxophone / So facts are known, writers get treated with shocks / I rock a beat harder then you could beat it with rocks / I'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers / You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers / But you can bring yours let's see what you got / But don't front and never try to be what you're not / Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back / And fudge Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack"

"Beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally / Take you on Jerry Springer 'n beat'cha ass legally"

TOO MANY FROM EM...


COPYWRITE (THE SICKEST PUNCHLINE SPITTER ASIDE FROM ME)

"Holler bitch lane merging / I'm like a med. school scholarship, for free I'll change a lame virgin to a brain surgeon"
Copywrite in Jeah

"Any crew you with is full of **** till the bullets hit when the oozie spit
I write more lines than the late John Belushi sniffed
Screw who you get, try your luck
But I'm not in the mile high club so I don't give a flying fudge
Puffing herb in this three inch Dutch
Laying it down for the streets like construction workers with cement trucks
Haters scanning on radars planning to raid our land and
Evade all hands with the A. R. cannon'll spray, I'm scamming
Like, fudge you think you doing to me?
Ruining me? Junior you were humoring me
Crying how I repeat too many lines in rhymes
That only means that you peep too many rhymes of mine
And the lines are mine so eat a doink; I ain't at your nine to five
Telling you how to super size the fries
So here's three words, eat **** and die
Keep spitting lies, I'ma keep getting high
Doing shows, screwing hoes on their back
Shoot a load like I squeezed rounds at the Laundromat
Obnoxious hot **** even during sound check we rock ****
Y'all couldn't open up for us if y'all were locksmiths
And I dare y'all say battling's dead
That's what the last cat that I massacred said
So I keep a glock close, quick to pull it when a cop's close
That's foolish, that's like wasting bullets on a cockroach"
Copywrite's ENTIRE SECOND VERSE IN JEAH is ridiculous!!!



"Models and dimes, ugly hoes follow inside
Proud of my doink and mad chicks swallow my pride
Getting head jobs from strippers
Twisted off the eggnog and liquor, a big dog like Clifford
Melt gimmicks every time I spit
With rhymes like crowds in health clinics cause every line is sick
I squeeze clips at each clique
To see how they deal with heat when I put them under arms like speed stick
Please bitch, with metal to your frame
I rep the C. O. nonstop, it's the first two letters of my name
Competitors are slain by this intelligent gunner
Quick to pop the trunk like an elephant hunter
And you might be upset, your dad and I got something in common
Your mom kissing both our babies right before bed"
1st Verse of Won't Stop

Extinguish the hottest emcee's match
When I cuff the mic at twelve decibels I still get positive feedback\

Before I rock the booth I need lots of loot
Got it coming together like Siamese prostitutes
4 MORE SICK BARS in Won't Stop (HE'S CRAZY!)

"I drop madness, give whore's jaw practice
Want advice? send your demo to Bob Saggit
He'll laugh at it, the audience will vote for it
HELL you might even win the fifty grand, go for it"
Copywrite in Badabing

"I gotta long barrel that's all narrow / Plus I shine behind bars like Jamal Barrow"
DAMN!!!!

YA'LL GET THE POINT... THIS KID'S SICK!!!


MC JUICE:
"Make you sorry that you met this / You couldn't reach the top in a bad game of Tetris!" LMAO... in the battle against Supernatural


THAT'S IT FOR NOW... I'LL DROP MORE LATER