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lol military stupidity
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post Aug 11 2004, 05:10 PM
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It was early morning at the military base, and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:

"Ames" "Here!" "Jenson" "Here!" "Jones" "Here!" "Magersky" "Here!" "Seeback"

No answer.

"Seeback!"

No answer was heard again.

"SEEBACK!!!" The troops remained totally silent.

At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant's ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.
 
 
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post Aug 11 2004, 06:03 PM
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tongue.gif lmao wut a retard
 

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F1R3B4T   lol military stupidity   Aug 11 2004, 05:10 PM
ikayto   rofl...dumbass general ;p   Aug 11 2004, 05:55 PM
conster   lmao wut a retard   Aug 11 2004, 06:03 PM
elmogurly   lol...i didn't get it at first...hehe..that...   Aug 11 2004, 06:04 PM
MasterNe0   It not a general, it a sergeant. It funny but I wo...   Aug 11 2004, 06:33 PM
F1R3B4T   lol its jus a made up scenario...   Aug 11 2004, 06:45 PM
seitekiflip   lol dats funny....now it would be even more funny ...   Aug 11 2004, 07:32 PM
pnai4eva   Lol, so funny! Dat sergeant is such a retard.   Aug 12 2004, 01:24 PM
nycxjohn   lmao that retard!   Aug 12 2004, 09:51 PM
dani41790   lmao haha thats funni   Aug 12 2004, 11:06 PM
tootsie_kiddo   HAHAHAHA lol   Aug 13 2004, 12:26 AM
Devastation   LMFAO   Aug 13 2004, 12:28 AM
kyuubi319   LOL, dear what a dumbass   Aug 13 2004, 03:26 PM
NiKECHiQ   i didnt get it at first ... but it was funny !   Aug 14 2004, 01:33 AM
PinoyOtaku   Here's some extra military humor for those int...   Aug 14 2004, 01:53 AM
F1R3B4T   QUOTE(PinoyOtaku @ Aug 14 2004, 1:53 AM)Here...   Aug 14 2004, 11:15 PM


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