Why Women Are Happier Than Men, made up by juliar on the spot Options

[juliar]

Why Women Are Happier Than Men.
1. We can wear any color we want and not be considered gay/lesbian/bisexual.
2. We can wear tight clothes and not be considered gay/lesbian/bisexual.
3. YOU pay US in a divorce.
4. You pay the dinner bill.
5. All we need to do is to work out enough so we're not fat. You guys have to have muscles.
6. We aren't turned down because of how much money we make.
7. The world is our makeup parlor.
8. The kid's coming out of ME. I name it what I want.
10. Flowers. Jewelry. This stuff is at a wedding. For you, or for us?
11. We can diet and actually lose weight.
12. We can make you bleed with a slash of our fingertips.
13. We look good in glasses.
14. We can keep a straight face if someone says the word "nuts".
15. We can wear our hair out long. And we will look good doing it.

*wipes forehead* That's hard. To see my inspiration, click here
It's hard doing this stuff at 2 in the morning. G'nite.

[chimps ate my hw]

we r cool! and so so true