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 Jul 13 2004, 07:52 PM
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The Darwin Awards commemorate the remains of individuals who contribute to the improvement of our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really stupid ways ...
1. (12 February 2003) Three men wielding knives tried to rob a slaughterhouse. But when it comes to hand to hand combat with sharp blades, butchers working in a slaughterhouse are more than a match for your average thief. They stabbed two of the intruders to death. The third man escaped from the angry butchers and fled in his car. Police soon spotted him, and after a brief car chase, the would-be thief pulled over and leapt from his vehicle. But instead of fleeing into the underbrush, he tried to dodge heavy traffic and escape across the highway. Perhaps he thought that threatening butchers with knives was not a sufficient demonstration of his intelligence. Within seconds, the natural justice system meted out his punishment in the form of a large truck, which struck and killed him. ouch. lol idiot |
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Aug 11 2004, 03:54 AM
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 Darlin dont u know? The water is poisoned Group: Member Posts: 554 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,668 |
man, its been a while since ive seen this kind of thing. hahaha nice nice, very nice
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v@por Darwin Awards Jul 13 2004, 07:52 PM
v@por (7 March 2002, Colorado) When Gerald was pulled ov... Jul 13 2004, 08:00 PM XxKrNqTcUiTyxX hahahha stupid people here are a few others:
Un... Jul 13 2004, 10:33 PM tootsie_kiddo omg i LUV darwin awardz~ i had a 2003 calendar, da... Jul 14 2004, 12:12 AM dani41790 hahaha omg those stories r funni man those pplz r ... Jul 14 2004, 02:19 AM islandkiss roflmao Jul 14 2004, 12:10 PM bored2death08 lmao. i love those things. its hard to realize tha... Jul 14 2004, 04:29 PM EmeraldKnight Haha I remember reading a lot of Darwin Awards.. a... Jul 14 2004, 04:55 PM uLoVeMikeRoch some guy in seoul korea died in the bathroom of a ... Jul 15 2004, 08:32 PM F1R3B4T lol the drowning one is kool Aug 11 2004, 03:08 AM PAPAHSMuRF bwahaahahaha .. dumbasses .. Aug 11 2004, 04:57 AM
lilteardrop haha major ouchie. my science teacher read darwin ... Aug 11 2004, 10:27 AM |
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