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 Jul 22 2004, 08:08 PM
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 What the fack.  Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519  |
A man comes home, tired from work, when his wife suddenly starts rushing at him yelling, "I won the lottery! I won the lottery!" He smiles and tells his wife, "That's wonderful." She then says, "I know, so go and pack your bags." The husband asks his wife, "Well what should I pack for? The mountains? The ocean? Or what?" His wife then yells at him and says, "I don't care just get the hell out!!"
 LoL. Made me laugh when I heard it. Hope it does the same to you too.
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Aug 11 2004, 02:03 AM
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LMFAO that is FUNNI ***T
i might've heard it b4 tho |
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tainted_angel Lottery Joke Jul 22 2004, 08:08 PM
J.K hahahahaha i feel sorry for the guy Jul 22 2004, 08:09 PM strwbrrykiwi23 at first i didn't get it >.< lol Jul 22 2004, 08:22 PM xtremeliquid Haha too bad for the guy. Jul 22 2004, 09:08 PM IIO__oII thats not funni. thats sad.
haha Jul 22 2004, 11:40 PM POonSKi haha!omfg!! tats awful mean! lolz.... Jul 23 2004, 11:10 PM ji_cabinx aww...poor guy Jul 24 2004, 09:04 AM azndreamer poor guy Jul 24 2004, 06:09 PM bibliomania Tragic... Really... does that mean the wife only m... Jul 24 2004, 06:16 PM conster lmao lol poor guy Jul 24 2004, 10:50 PM 01-supergirl Damn that women, poor husband? Jul 25 2004, 03:02 AM kyuubi319 lmao, poor dude!! and damn that woman to h... Jul 25 2004, 03:42 PM dani41790 haha lol i wonder wat she won Jul 25 2004, 03:49 PM lozerface87 aww poor guy Jul 25 2004, 07:03 PM LatinaLady oh my goodness. =) good women =) ha-ha. thast cool Jul 25 2004, 10:46 PM x hYpErRoSeY x aw po0r guy, i watched an episode of csi, this guy... Jul 26 2004, 05:09 PM Devastation lol nice. Jul 26 2004, 05:12 PM elmogurly aww...never assume anything. it's dangerous. h... Aug 11 2004, 03:48 AM
LilPiggi3 tsk tsk...i guess the man shoulda THOUGHT about wh... Aug 11 2004, 04:30 AM |
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