New Vocabulary, sorry if you've heard it before Options

[sushiluva]

New Vocabulary


There once was a boy who didn't know how to cuss. One day, he was walking around his house when he saw his dad shaving.

His dad accidentally cut himself and said, "S**T!".
The boy said, "Daddy, what does 'S**T' mean?"
His dad replied, "Uh… shaving."

So the boy walked into the kitchen and saw his mother stuffing a turkey.
His mother accidentally cut herself with the knife and said, "F*CK!"
The boy asked, "Mommy, what does 'F*CK' mean?"
His mother replied, "Uh… stuffing."

So the boy goes on into his house and sees his older brother playing a video game and yells out, "BITCH!"
The boy asked, "Brother, what does 'bitch' mean?"
His brother replied, "Uh… woman."

The boy walked on and saw his older sister talking to her boyfriend on the phone.
She yelled out, "DICKHEAD!"
They boy asks, "Sister, what does 'dickhead' mean?"
His sister replies, "Uh… man."

Later that day the doorbell rang and the boy answered the door with his aunt and uncle standing in the door way.
"Hi bitch and dickhead!"
His aunt and uncle were outraged and asked, "Boy! Where are your parents!?"
The boy replied, "My dad's sh**ting himself, and my mom's f*cking the turkey."

[EmeraldKnight]

Hahaha little kids... well you can't exactly blame them.. haha I like this one