Ever been kicked out a theatre?, I HAVE! Options

[Ihate]

So, have you?

[T00000]

yes haha... i'm a bad girl i think! so my friend junyi told me that her friend worked at the movie theater, so we could get free tickets. so her mom dropped us off (this was in 8th grade) and we were going to see 40 days & 40 nights (rated: R) so anyways, we got there, and junyi's "friend"'s manager told junyi that she couldn't give those tickets to junyi because they were only for special occasions... so junyi's like uhh okay so we got in an arguement with the manager. then later on, junyi's friend was like "Just go in and make sure they don't see you" so we did. then right when the movie started, a PARADE of those movie theater workers came in, and they were like 'can i see your ID?' and junyi was like 'we got dropped off! we don't have our ids, but i have a ticket stub' and she showed them a ticket stub she found by her seat for the earlier show. then they were like no she has to have either a ticket stub or an ID (to me) so they made us leave... and i was so embarassed. then we got to the front place, and junyi got a new tickets to see the britney spears movie, with that bogus ticket stub AND an expired gift certificate she found.. haha yes i know. it was free ooh lalaaa. then another time, my boyfriend and i went to see dawn of the dead (this was in march) and we're 16... but his mom bought the tickets for us, so we went into the place and right in front of the damn door to the movie, a woman was standing there asking every teenager for ID. so evan's like... dammmmit (even though she didnt ask him because he looks old) so she' slike 'you hav eto be to be a chaperone for her, you guys can't get in' so we were all bummed out. then we saw this guy we knew with his mom, and a crowd of teens following them, and evan's like 'dude chris can she be our chaperone?' and he's like yeah sure she's already chaperoning 20 of us... so then we went back to that lady and she was about to say something and we were all like 'this is our mom' and we got in haha. teach that bitch to be ugly with a job!! yes she messed with the wrong skank (that would be me) and assholio (that would be my boyfriend)... wow we're so damn cool.



PS: you know what's even cooler, is that last summer i snuck a taco bell burrito into the movie theater in my pocket, and an usher came in and was like (really loudly) "did someone bring a burrito in here?" haha hell yes i did, and i ate it.