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[sushiluva]

This is a really old Chinese joke heh. It's pretty gross, but eh what the hey.

FRUITS


One night, there were three young men and they had no place to stay for the night. They soon encountered an old man who offered to let them stay in his house, but on one condition -- not to touch his daughter. Graciously the three young men accepted. In the middle of the night each of the three men disobeyd and touched the old man's daughter.

In the morning, the old man found out and gathered the three men together by the forest. The old man said, "You each must go out into the woods and gather 100 of one kind of fruit. When you return with your fruit I will give you further instructions."

So the first young man returned with 100 grapes.
The old man said, "Alright, you must now stick each of these grapes up you butt, and if you laugh, I will shoot you. If you succeed, I will let you go."
He did as he was told and got up to 50 grapes, when he started laughing. The old man shot him.

The second man came back with 100 oranges.
The old man said, "You must now stick each of these oranges up you butt, and if you laugh, I will shoot you. If you succeed, I will let you go."
He got up to 99 oranges when he suddenly burst out laughing.
The old man said, "Why did you laugh? You were so close to being freed!"
The young man replied, "On my way back, I saw the last guy coming back with 100 pineapples!"

[laur3nw]

explanation please?? haha.