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A Shot..., Just found this lol
Just AJ
post Aug 9 2004, 03:59 PM
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Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...?
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy takes out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
 
 
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MasterNe0
post Aug 9 2004, 08:10 PM
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Ne0 Is The One
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LOL. Now that is funny.
 

Posts in this topic
Just AJ   A Shot...   Aug 9 2004, 03:59 PM
strwbrrykiwi23   LMFAO... it took me about 10 seconds before i unde...   Aug 9 2004, 04:05 PM
pnai4eva   LOL, that wuz funny!   Aug 9 2004, 04:46 PM
nycxjohn   lmao that guys pretty "smart" shootin hi...   Aug 9 2004, 05:57 PM
xjjajeengx   OMFG what a retard!! OMG hahahaha   Aug 9 2004, 06:38 PM
sushiluva   hahaha ::cough::dumbass::cough::   Aug 9 2004, 06:48 PM
conster   hahahaha lol what a dumbutt   Aug 9 2004, 07:43 PM
POonSKi   omg!!!!! haha~ this is funny...   Aug 9 2004, 07:59 PM
MasterNe0   LOL. Now that is funny.   Aug 9 2004, 08:10 PM
elmogurly   lol. that's funny   Aug 9 2004, 08:11 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   lol aw poor guy   Aug 9 2004, 08:32 PM
dani41790   lmao man that guy is dumb   Aug 9 2004, 09:27 PM
laur3nw   hahahahaha what a loser =P   Aug 10 2004, 02:37 AM
tootsie_kiddo   o wow... lol   Aug 10 2004, 04:06 AM
F1R3B4T   LMFAO I LUV THAT JOKE ITS HILARIOUS   Aug 11 2004, 01:16 PM
Just AJ   QUOTE(F1R3B4T @ Aug 11 2004, 2:16 PM)LMFAO I ...   Aug 12 2004, 11:59 AM
lyin_in_wait   haha i like this one   Aug 28 2004, 03:51 PM


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