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lol bad husband...
F1R3B4T
post Aug 8 2004, 09:02 PM
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wife: (lying in hospital bed, dying) will u remarry wen i die?
husband: nope
wife: come on tell the truth
husband: ok fine, yes
wife: will she wear my clothes?
husband: yes
wife: will u give her my ring?
husband: yes
wife: will u sleep with her?
husband: yes
wife: will she use my golf clubs?
husband: no, shes left handed
wife: .....WHAT?? ????!?
husband: sh*t.
 
 
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post Aug 9 2004, 01:31 PM
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BAD Husband! mad.gif I heard that joke b4, but i still like it! biggrin.gif
 

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F1R3B4T   lol bad husband...   Aug 8 2004, 09:02 PM
dahding   lmfao. nice one.   Aug 8 2004, 09:14 PM
conster   im so slow.. i dont get it...   Aug 8 2004, 09:50 PM
sweetx305   QUOTEim so slow.. i dont get it... ^^ hhahahaa no...   Aug 8 2004, 09:54 PM
eboarder2020   LOL... Fun stuff   Aug 8 2004, 09:55 PM
F1R3B4T   QUOTE(conster @ Aug 8 2004, 9:50 PM) im so sl...   Aug 9 2004, 12:16 AM
elmogurly   lol. naughty husband alright...   Aug 9 2004, 04:30 AM
nycxjohn   lmao hes alreadie on the movee   Aug 9 2004, 10:23 AM
x_angawhomps   Rofl.. niice..   Aug 9 2004, 10:26 AM
Streetbawler91   ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah lol   Aug 9 2004, 11:01 AM
Fallen_Fairy   tisk tisk   Aug 9 2004, 11:44 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   lmao... caught in the act? kind of   Aug 9 2004, 11:55 AM
Caitlin   lmao thats really funny bad husband ;P   Aug 9 2004, 12:06 PM
pnai4eva   BAD Husband! I heard that joke b4, but i st...   Aug 9 2004, 01:31 PM
xLil SweetnezZx   Dats one stupid guy *nods*   Aug 9 2004, 02:23 PM
Just AJ   lol, never heard that one b4, i guess you could sa...   Aug 9 2004, 02:43 PM
inquisitive_   LMAO. That is so wrong. Poor wife!   Aug 9 2004, 02:44 PM
POonSKi   haha!!!!omg !!! this g...   Aug 9 2004, 08:04 PM
MasterNe0   That funny and yep, the husband is very very band.   Aug 9 2004, 08:08 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   tsk tsk lol   Aug 9 2004, 08:27 PM
dani41790   hahahahaha lmao thats one bad husband   Aug 9 2004, 09:28 PM
laur3nw   hahahaha what a naughty husband   Aug 10 2004, 02:33 AM


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