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 Aug 8 2004, 03:22 PM
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Aquadextrious: The art of turning the bathtub tap on with your toes.
Pain: A cat licking your sunburn. Budget: A method for going broke methodically. Willpower: The ability to eat only one salted peanut. Profanity: The linguistic crutch of inarticulate idiots. Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money. Bachelor: One who treats all women as sequels. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. Taxpayer: Someone who doesn't have to take a public service exam to work for the government. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Stress: The confusion created when ones mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately needs it. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they're dead. Hospitality: Making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle |
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Aug 8 2004, 08:59 PM
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lmao i like the jury one... decides who has the best lawyer lmao
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EmeraldKnight Definitions Aug 8 2004, 03:22 PM
xjjajeengx ehh... i like the adult one. did you make these ... Aug 8 2004, 05:02 PM IIO__oII "Adult: A person who has stopped growing at b... Aug 8 2004, 06:21 PM dani41790 lol the adult one is funni Aug 8 2004, 07:30 PM
F1R3B4T lol add thsi in the the list
LOVE: A word involv... Aug 9 2004, 12:49 AM |
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