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why DID the chicken cross the road?, ask these guys!
sweetxsimplicity
post Jul 4 2004, 03:45 PM
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Why DID the chicken cross the road? Ask these guys!

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people.
COLIN POWELL
Now at the left of the screen, you clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
HANZ BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.
MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We don't even have a chicken.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.
PAT BUCHANAN
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross.
MARTHA STEWART
No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.
JERRY FALWELL
Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's what they call it-the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the "other side."
DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
VOLTAIRE
I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken anyway? Could you define the word "chicken," please?
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
 
 
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post Aug 8 2004, 06:30 PM
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LMFAO!! i love the bill clinton one laugh.gif HAHAHAH!! good one
 

Posts in this topic
sweetxsimplicity   why DID the chicken cross the road?   Jul 4 2004, 03:45 PM
MyVermilionPlague   Lmao. Funny!   Jul 4 2004, 03:47 PM
kaleidoscoped   Haha, funny stuff. Bush is such a dolt.   Jul 4 2004, 03:50 PM
StarryEyedSurprize   haha ive read that b4   Jul 4 2004, 04:03 PM
jooleeah   haha that's pretty funny. i liked the george b...   Jul 4 2004, 04:38 PM
SkYlIneZx4xLiF   OMG thats sooo funnt......especially Einstein........   Jul 4 2004, 04:41 PM
islandkiss   lmao   Jul 4 2004, 08:52 PM
x AZN D0RKii x   lmao i`ve read this before but it`s sti...   Jul 27 2004, 08:36 PM
xLil SweetnezZx   lol-funni   Jul 27 2004, 09:03 PM
JessJR1022   haha, soooo much humor today. I need to laugh toda...   Jul 27 2004, 09:07 PM
IIO__oII   QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jul 4 2004, 1:45 PM)...   Jul 28 2004, 10:05 AM
Hells_Ice   FUNNY!!!   Jul 30 2004, 10:10 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   RE: why DID the chicken cross the road?   Jul 30 2004, 12:03 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   lol all this ova a dead chiken that prolly died cr...   Jul 30 2004, 12:35 PM
Foolish Heart   Hahaha, that's funny.   Jul 30 2004, 06:30 PM
hybrid   ERNEST HEMINGWAY's rules!   Jul 30 2004, 09:14 PM
POonSKi   haha...tats kool   Jul 30 2004, 10:04 PM
juliar   Clinton one was funny. lol   Jul 30 2004, 10:27 PM
sammi rules you   Hahahahahahahhaha. That's hilarious.   Jul 31 2004, 04:37 AM
waccoon   .. Because i said so!   Jul 31 2004, 04:38 AM
pnai4eva   LMAO, those were funny!   Aug 8 2004, 05:20 PM
xjjajeengx   LMFAO!! i love the bill clinton one HAHAH...   Aug 8 2004, 06:30 PM
mellyshelly   LOL! I've read that like a million times,...   Aug 8 2004, 06:38 PM
LilPiggi3   HAHA these are funny...esp: BILL CLINTON : I did ...   Aug 8 2004, 07:10 PM
F1R3B4T   LMAO COLONEL SANDERS SO DAMN HILARIOUS   Aug 8 2004, 07:10 PM
CEP   QUOTEGRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the...   Aug 8 2004, 07:18 PM
dani41790   lol thats funni   Aug 8 2004, 07:19 PM
sushiluva   HOORAY FOR WWW.BORED.COM!! HAHAHA   Aug 9 2004, 12:51 AM
elmogurly   QUOTE(sweetxsimplicity @ Jul 4 2004, 3:45 PM)...   Aug 9 2004, 04:54 AM
truluvis4eva   TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!   Aug 10 2004, 10:52 AM
F1R3B4T   lol i've read it for the 100th time and its ST...   Aug 11 2004, 01:47 AM
EmeraldKnight   Hahahaha that's very clever.. I like it   Aug 11 2004, 01:54 AM
PAPAHSMuRF   ROFL . funny stuff .   Aug 11 2004, 05:17 AM


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