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a ghost?!, omg..
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post Aug 7 2004, 10:56 PM
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One night, a taxi driver picked up a young lady with long black hair.
He asked her, "where are u going, miss?"
She answers, "the cemetery please."
Then he thinks to himself.."why would anyone go there late at nite... owell business is business."

During the ride, the driver occassionally looks at the mirror to look at that pretty lady. He looks back and sees her pretty face.. He looks back again, but some reason she disappeared!! He was already on the high way and cant drop her off... so he just kept driving.. and looked back again.. oddly she was there again.. so he thought maybe he was under stress and jus seeing things..

To make sure he wasnt seeing things he looked back.. and she was gone. ohmy.gif He got really scared so he pressed on his break really hard.. and caused himself to lean forwards... but he was still on the highway so he kept driving..

He looked at the mirror to check for her again.. this time.. she was there.. but with blood all over her face.. he screams and says "why me???? i didnt do anything to u! i dont even knoe u!! why do u have to go after me??"

the lady says.." what are u talking about??? u think im a ghost??"
he says, "arent u??? u keep reappearing and disappearing and how u get blood all over urself??"
the lady goes.."WELL.. i wanted to pick my nose but u kept staring bak at me and it wouldnt be lady-like to pick her nose in front of a guy... so i ducked down... and why did u break all of a sudden?? i was pickin my nose down there and i had my finger in... and it went in.. thats y im bleeding.."

lol sorry its long but i think it was funny wen i heard it
 
 
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post Aug 7 2004, 11:40 PM
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haha..i was getting really creeped out by it at first..but HAHA..
 

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conster   a ghost?!   Aug 7 2004, 10:56 PM
Luster Soldier   Lmao, unexpected   Aug 7 2004, 11:24 PM
happy endings   haha..i was getting really creeped out by it at fi...   Aug 7 2004, 11:40 PM
dani41790   haha man that joke waz creepin me out at first   Aug 8 2004, 12:11 AM
IIO__oII   ha..ha.. weird. =/   Aug 8 2004, 12:19 AM
Streetbawler91   i was starting to think to my self this doesnt bel...   Aug 8 2004, 12:21 AM
inn0centmarianne   haha yeah, i was about to say "this is humor?...   Aug 8 2004, 12:25 AM
x AZN D0RKii x   haha. that first part kinda creeped me out..but w...   Aug 8 2004, 02:48 AM
F1R3B4T   lmao i was beginnin to get freaked out lmao thats ...   Aug 8 2004, 03:11 AM
tainted_angel   Rofl, man..I was kinda' creeped out at first...   Aug 8 2004, 03:19 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   lmfao... XD wow i heard this joke before, but it...   Aug 8 2004, 05:44 AM
Caustic   o haha that made me laugh =]   Aug 8 2004, 06:11 AM
CEP   Wouldn't she be dead? I mean, lodge your finge...   Aug 8 2004, 06:12 AM
Weird addiction   lol   Aug 8 2004, 10:46 AM
sweet wit a twist   haha thats funny..she should have picked her nose ...   Aug 8 2004, 02:14 PM
JustHere4NoReason   But why did she need to go to the cemetary.... ma...   Aug 8 2004, 02:20 PM
pnai4eva   Eww that's sick and unexpected.   Aug 8 2004, 04:52 PM
xjjajeengx   awww how sad poor lady who was just trying to be ...   Aug 8 2004, 05:00 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   OMG real unexpected...nasty...lol funny tho   Aug 8 2004, 06:27 PM
conster   i got this joke wen i was in japan lol the tour gu...   Aug 8 2004, 09:56 PM
MasterNe0   LOL. Now that funny. I didn't expect that woul...   Aug 10 2004, 03:32 PM
nycxjohn   lols i heard this story before...buh its still fun...   Aug 10 2004, 03:46 PM
PAPAHSMuRF   QUOTE(sweet wit a twist @ Aug 8 2004, 2:14 PM...   Aug 11 2004, 05:28 AM
elmogurly   lol...that was ....unexpected. lol..i sorta though...   Aug 11 2004, 05:36 AM
niez_cho   it was so creepy in the beginning but the ending i...   Aug 11 2004, 06:56 AM
lilteardrop   haha creepy. but that was funny :D   Aug 11 2004, 10:22 AM
koOoaznboi_510   Hahaha! funny story   Aug 11 2004, 10:25 AM


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