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 Aug 7 2004, 07:55 AM
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 Is it maturity, or admitting defeat...?  Group: Member Posts: 152 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 36,659  |
A young boy went to his father and asked, "what's the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father answered,"Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Denzel Washington for $1 million. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with P. Diddy for $1 million. Come back and tell me what you've learned." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Denzel Washington for $1 million?" The mother replied, "Of course I would. I wouldn't pass up an opportunity like that!" Then the boy went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with P. Diddy for $1 million?" The girl replied, "Oh my gosh! I'd be nuts to pass that up!" The boy thought about it for two or three days and went back to his dad.. His father asked,"Did you find the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially we're sitting on two million dollars, but realistically we're living with two hookers." |
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Aug 7 2004, 03:32 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha lmao XD thats realli funni
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Just AJ How about this? Aug 7 2004, 07:55 AM
x_angawhomps Rofl.. good one. xD Aug 7 2004, 08:00 AM Just AJ QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 7 2004, 8:00 AM)Rofl... Aug 7 2004, 08:08 AM FreeStickers ah haha. Funny stuff. Aug 7 2004, 08:21 AM RiC3xBoy lol, cool Aug 7 2004, 09:23 AM IIO__oII haha
why doesnt the boy ask the dad if he would sl... Aug 7 2004, 11:10 AM strwbrrykiwi23 lmfao to that... so cute Aug 7 2004, 01:33 PM AznKutie lol!! cute story... Aug 7 2004, 01:55 PM kaleidoscoped Haha, that's good. Aug 7 2004, 02:56 PM xtremeliquid Haha funny. Aug 7 2004, 04:38 PM F1R3B4T lmao!!! i always loved taht joke... i ... Aug 7 2004, 07:22 PM conster LOL hahahah Aug 7 2004, 10:36 PM xjjajeengx omggg! HAHAHAHA THASS SOOO FUUNYY good job i ... Aug 8 2004, 02:23 AM x AZN D0RKii x LMA0!! haha good one. Aug 8 2004, 02:44 AM tainted_angel Lol. Smart boy, indeed. Haha. Aug 8 2004, 03:21 AM elmogurly I still don't get the difference between poten... Aug 9 2004, 05:37 AM nycxjohn lmao first tiem i've heard this joke and its p... Aug 9 2004, 09:38 AM xLil SweetnezZx lol Aug 9 2004, 02:10 PM pnai4eva ROFL good one! Aug 9 2004, 05:11 PM POonSKi omg~~ haha// damn it... this is funny~ Aug 9 2004, 07:45 PM
MasterNe0 that is really funny. I need to tell people that. Aug 9 2004, 08:12 PM |
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