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 Aug 6 2004, 12:32 AM
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Q: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Q: Please state the nature of your relationship to the minor child? A: I\'m his mother. Q: And you have been so all of his life? Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present? A: It indicates intercourse. Attorney: Male sperm? Q: That is the only kind I know. Q: Doctor, as a result of your examination of the plaintiff, is the young lady pregnant? A: The young lady is pregnant ? but not as a result of my examination. Q: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for blood pressure?" A: "No." Q: "Did you check for breathing?" A: "No." Q: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?" A: "No." Q: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?" A: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar." Q: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?" A: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere." |
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Aug 6 2004, 01:34 AM
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haha my god some people can be so stoopid
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F1R3B4T Things Sed In Court Aug 6 2004, 12:32 AM
CEP QUOTEQ: "Doctor, before you performed the aut... Aug 6 2004, 12:34 AM x AZN D0RKii x haha uh .. no. i don't get it. Aug 6 2004, 12:48 AM EmeraldKnight Hahaha the ending's the funniest part Aug 6 2004, 12:51 AM AznKutie hahaha!! i read these somewhere i think... Aug 6 2004, 12:57 AM DarkCrescentMoon uhm... i dont get it.. Aug 6 2004, 12:58 AM RiC3xBoy i dun get it either Aug 6 2004, 01:26 AM tainted_angel I don't really get it 'til the end. But ok... Aug 6 2004, 01:30 AM F1R3B4T well i guess the beginning jsut builds up the stor... Aug 6 2004, 03:30 AM xxTiNEExx haha. ive seen these before. theyre hilarious. mak... Aug 6 2004, 05:43 AM tootsie_kiddo i lyk the last one most Aug 6 2004, 02:01 PM ComradeRed These are my favorite Cross-Examination moment.
C... Aug 6 2004, 06:44 PM F1R3B4T QUOTE(ComradeRed @ Aug 6 2004, 6:44 PM)These ... Aug 7 2004, 12:09 AM Kathleen QUOTEDebate Cross-X moments:
Q: You stated in your... Aug 8 2004, 12:48 AM Caustic QUOTE(CEP @ Aug 5 2004, 10:34 PM)Whoever aske... Aug 8 2004, 06:23 AM
elmogurly I don't get it... Aug 9 2004, 05:07 AM |
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