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 Aug 3 2004, 10:15 PM
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an interesting joke:
An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Taiwan Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don't like Chinese." The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why ees that?" The Captain says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese." The F.O. says, "Nooooo, noooo......Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah.That Japanese, not Chinese. And the Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese.. it doesn't matter, they're all alike. "Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the F.O. says, "No like Jew." The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?" F.O. says, "Jews sink Titanic." The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg." The F.O. replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah...all same." |
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Aug 5 2004, 05:27 PM
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ahahaha LOL
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mystah_danger Chinese and Jew Aug 3 2004, 10:15 PM
Stately Lover lmao...I think I heard it somewhere before...maybe... Aug 4 2004, 12:42 AM CEP HAHAHAHAHA
lol.
rofl. That was funny!
- Chi... Aug 4 2004, 12:55 AM elmogurly CHINESE pride man Aug 4 2004, 03:41 AM CEP QUOTE(elmogurly @ Aug 4 2004, 1:41 AM)CHINESE... Aug 4 2004, 03:44 AM POonSKi lmao* lolz.... it sounds racistism to me. Aug 4 2004, 01:17 PM dani41790 lol thats funni yet kinda mean Aug 5 2004, 04:17 AM diezelbabygrl_xoxo omg lol...funny funny Aug 5 2004, 03:49 PM strwbrrykiwi23 lol Aug 5 2004, 04:17 PM F1R3B4T ROFLMFAO lol kinda racist but im ok wit that...
lo... Aug 5 2004, 05:57 PM DarkCrescentMoon lol thats funnie. i have a close fried of mine who... Aug 6 2004, 12:35 AM Streetbawler91 lol i think i heard that from some where but good ... Aug 6 2004, 03:51 PM sharpieaddicteD rofl hahahaa.
silleehh chhineessiee Aug 6 2004, 03:54 PM hybrid Heh, that reminds me of Family GUY! Aug 6 2004, 03:59 PM pnai4eva LMAO, so funny!! Aug 6 2004, 09:41 PM Caitlin lmao thats funny
my best friend is korean & je... Aug 6 2004, 09:42 PM juliar hehe...that one's good.
hehehe. Aug 6 2004, 10:02 PM slurp lols Aug 6 2004, 10:08 PM Weird addiction lol Aug 8 2004, 10:55 AM nycxjohn thahs right! represent! the first officers... Aug 9 2004, 06:00 PM
MasterNe0 Lol. I get it. very funny. Aug 9 2004, 08:14 PM |
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