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Jul 30 2004, 04:18 PM
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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out of the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it's too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks the mother. "I was taking pee and this bullet came out." replies the daughter. The mother tells her it's okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out." Again the mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week later the boy walks into the room in tears. "It's okay," says the mom, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out." "No," says the boy, "I was jerking off and I shot the dog."
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Aug 5 2004, 12:08 PM
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ROFL, that's good.
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seitekiflip triplets Jul 30 2004, 04:18 PM
iZnEedSuMcOkE lmfao! poor doggiie!! Jul 30 2004, 04:59 PM
happy endings hahaha! so sad.. Jul 30 2004, 05:09 PM
Foolish Heart Lol poor dog. Jul 30 2004, 06:29 PM
x AZN D0RKii x lol .. funny but sad .. p0or doggie Jul 30 2004, 09:13 PM
Azarel ..omg. Hahahahhaa. That's hilarious. Jul 30 2004, 09:16 PM
RiC3xBoy rofl...aww man, thast sad Jul 30 2004, 09:17 PM
Sherry_Vu aww.. poor dog.. hehe Jul 30 2004, 09:26 PM
JessJR1022 haha that is kinda sad, but ssoo funny Jul 30 2004, 09:32 PM
strwbrrykiwi23 hahaha i was cracking up... lol so sad... too bad ... Jul 31 2004, 12:57 PM
01-supergirl HAHAHAHAHA. ohmygosh, poor dog!! Jul 31 2004, 06:27 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x ahh i feel bad for the dog Jul 31 2004, 06:49 PM
HuGs_fOr_yOu Ahaha, that's what he gets for maturbating Jul 31 2004, 08:20 PM
conster lmao hahaha so silly Jul 31 2004, 11:59 PM
moosepoop ahahahah funnnny! Aug 1 2004, 12:03 AM
dani41790 hahaha lmao poor dog Aug 1 2004, 04:13 AM
POonSKi omg!!!!... ouh!!! i fe... Aug 1 2004, 12:02 PM
tootsie_kiddo woah
lol Aug 2 2004, 01:32 AM
highly_evolved lol! ahh thats prety funny Aug 2 2004, 05:19 AM
StarStruck xD awww poor dog !! Aug 2 2004, 02:40 PM
sweet wit a twist poor doggie! haha..its funny tho Aug 2 2004, 04:16 PM
kyuubi319 lmao, that sounds like something my step brother w... Aug 3 2004, 11:23 AM
Stately Lover Hahaha...thaz a good one. Aug 3 2004, 09:13 PM
elmogurly I feel sorry for the poor dog. Aug 4 2004, 03:48 AM
Luster Soldier Wow, that got me cracking up hard! Also gives ... Aug 4 2004, 04:37 AM
x_angawhomps QUOTE(seitekiflip @ Jul 30 2004, 2:18 PM)A wo... Aug 4 2004, 04:47 AM
CEP Damn kids and their pressurized bullet ejaculation... Aug 4 2004, 04:49 AM
XaZnX07 haha lols thats just too funny!!!... Aug 4 2004, 12:27 PM
pnai4eva Whoa! That cracked me up. Poor doggie... Aug 6 2004, 10:01 PM
nycxjohn lmao the boy musta been doing the dog first ;X Aug 9 2004, 02:58 PM
Just AJ QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Aug 4 2004, 4:47 AM)Rofl... Aug 9 2004, 03:17 PM
AzN_DuDe01 lol... poor dog Aug 9 2004, 03:21 PM
sushiluva hahaha that's mad funny pity for the dog thou... Aug 9 2004, 06:52 PM
MasterNe0 ewwwwwwwwwwwww..................... POOR DOG AND P... Aug 9 2004, 08:22 PM
lilteardrop HAHAHA OUCHiEE Aug 11 2004, 11:19 AM
F1R3B4T wow i seriously pity the boy.
so he whacked off an... Aug 11 2004, 12:08 PM
chica777708 OMG HAHA that would b very good lol Aug 11 2004, 03:17 PM
Tag_youre_it oh the poor dog! Aug 15 2004, 05:06 PM
Eternally_Yours awww. lol. Aug 15 2004, 07:33 PM
Devastation funny. Aug 15 2004, 07:34 PM
lozerface87 omg Aug 15 2004, 08:34 PM
acidbreeze Ouch, that would hurt coming out.. Aug 16 2004, 04:28 PM
F1R3B4T QUOTE(hippo @ Aug 16 2004, 4:28 PM)Ouch, that... Aug 16 2004, 06:19 PM
xzxero ive heard it before, its funny though Aug 17 2004, 02:17 PM
[i]LLMATiC haha nevr heard that b4 very funny Aug 17 2004, 03:46 PM
Devastation damnit why the dog? Aug 17 2004, 03:47 PM
itskatherine XD wth? haha, never heard this one before. i feel sor... Aug 17 2004, 03:58 PM
xnastyninjagrlx HAHAH yah! funi...yet sad!!! Aug 17 2004, 04:54 PM
toyo loco hhhahahahhahahahhahaha gosh thats funny Aug 17 2004, 04:55 PM
sup3rgirl7 eww but funnie lol to bad fer the dog tho Aug 17 2004, 08:07 PM![]() ![]() |