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| *RiC3xBoy* |
 Aug 5 2004, 04:47 AM
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." sorry if its not exactly funny, but i thought it was |
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Aug 5 2004, 05:45 AM
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 muted imperfections <3  Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
LMAO. haha thats such a funny story. lOL. i think ive heard this before but hahahahahha. nice.
 jackie
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RiC3xBoy Dinner Aug 5 2004, 04:47 AM
x_angawhomps Rofl, I'd be praying too. Aug 5 2004, 05:46 AM kaleidoscoped ROFL, uh-oh.
Poor kid. Aug 5 2004, 11:58 AM xLil SweetnezZx aw-poor guy Aug 5 2004, 02:20 PM StarStruck xD lol Aug 5 2004, 03:12 PM shawty_redd rofl haha funny funny Aug 5 2004, 03:15 PM happy endings how embarassing! hehe.. Aug 5 2004, 03:17 PM LiL_LDY aha! o m g! how embarrassing .. i`d be... Aug 5 2004, 03:18 PM conster oh god hahaha caught red handed lol Aug 5 2004, 05:30 PM pnai4eva Awww, poor guy. I hear this joke b4, but it's ... Aug 5 2004, 08:43 PM s0_fLiPd Haha! Poor dude... Aug 6 2004, 12:35 AM strwbrrykiwi23 haha i feel bad for the guy...
bad luck Aug 6 2004, 06:57 PM dani41790 haha lmao i feel so sorry for that boy Aug 6 2004, 09:35 PM elmogurly I thought it was funny Aug 9 2004, 05:14 AM nycxjohn lmao he got caught in the act of attempting to mak... Aug 9 2004, 09:51 AM MasterNe0 I've heard this before.
It funny and a bit di... Aug 9 2004, 08:17 PM POonSKi omfgg!!!!!!!!... Aug 9 2004, 09:16 PM sushiluva aww pity for the guy.. and his girlfriend's da... Aug 9 2004, 10:23 PM F1R3B4T lmfao i definitely be praying...
the boy shouldn... Aug 10 2004, 12:10 AM
laur3nw hahaha how embarrassing Aug 10 2004, 02:16 AM |
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