my fav joke.., :-D |
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my fav joke.., :-D |
Aug 1 2004, 03:57 PM
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A father finds his son praying at night. 'God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta Grandpa.' The father finds this odd, but doesn't think too much of it. The next morning the grandfather dies. The father remembers the night before, but doesn't say anything. That night, the son prays, 'God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.' The father hopes that nothing happens to the grandmother. Sure enough, the next morning the grandmother dies. At this point the father gets really scared. That night, the son prays "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy". The father stays up all night long, frightened. Early in the morning he goes to the doctor to make sure everything is fine. When he comes home, his wife is waiting frantically in the driveway and yells "Honey, come quick! The milkman just dropped dead on the porch!"
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Aug 3 2004, 08:59 PM
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QUOTE(x AZN D0RKii x @ Aug 3 2004, 1:21 PM) i don`t get it .. if you read the posts before you, you wouldve gotten it |
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skaterjswife2 my fav joke.. Aug 1 2004, 03:57 PM
seitekiflip haha Aug 1 2004, 06:15 PM
Sherry_Vu i've heard this one. it's funnny Aug 1 2004, 08:01 PM
IIO__oII GASP!
hahahaahahha
how cute! poor kid. ;D Aug 1 2004, 08:02 PM
s0emotionalx3 hahahaha. the dad prob. would've been better o... Aug 1 2004, 08:32 PM
Justingamemaster =] didn't he already die though? =S Aug 1 2004, 09:04 PM
01-supergirl LOL. tata kiddo. hehes Aug 1 2004, 09:23 PM
JustHere4NoReason OMG... so the milkman's the father. Creepy...... Aug 1 2004, 09:29 PM
dani41790 hahaha omg man that's wrong Aug 1 2004, 10:24 PM
tootsie_kiddo hahaha, i lyk dat one ;) Aug 2 2004, 01:23 AM
StarStruck xD that means that the milkman was the father of the ... Aug 2 2004, 02:43 PM
kyuubi319 dang... that kids like, the anti christ or somethi... Aug 3 2004, 11:24 AM
happy endings HAHA..omg..took me a second to figure it out..but ... Aug 3 2004, 11:58 AM
x AZN D0RKii x i don`t get it .. Aug 3 2004, 01:21 PM
HuGs_fOr_yOu ..wat a creepy kid Aug 3 2004, 09:29 PM
elmogurly Naughty naughty. I like the kid though. He's g... Aug 4 2004, 03:46 AM
x_angawhomps Rofl whoa that's kinda creepy.. Aug 4 2004, 04:56 AM
Caustic i heard it in big fish Aug 4 2004, 06:28 AM
RiC3xBoy lol thats pretty sad Aug 4 2004, 08:44 AM
POonSKi haha///// i liike this** Aug 4 2004, 01:09 PM
CEP Aww man. Poor dad.
I'm guessing the kid's ... Aug 4 2004, 01:14 PM
seriouslynikki QUOTE(JustHere4NoReason @ Aug 1 2004, 9:29 PM... Aug 4 2004, 01:23 PM
inquisitive_ .............Lol. That was funny. Aug 4 2004, 01:33 PM
tainted_angel LoL! Very nice.
Ta ta kid. Lol. Aug 4 2004, 05:17 PM
strwbrrykiwi23 haha lol Aug 4 2004, 07:54 PM
pnai4eva LMao, heard that joke b4... Aug 5 2004, 02:20 PM
F1R3B4T lol thers like a million jokes out there about the... Aug 5 2004, 02:22 PM
nycxjohn lmao nice i like that Aug 10 2004, 12:48 PM
MasterNe0 I get it. LMAO
It a old joke thought. Read it som... Aug 10 2004, 03:26 PM
ikayto i heard a different versino where a doctor has an ... Aug 10 2004, 10:39 PM
F1R3B4T that kid has seriously killer powers!!... Aug 11 2004, 01:43 AM
_cheekz_ RE: my fav joke.. Jun 10 2007, 05:43 PM
phoenixpyre hahahah a bastard child!!! Jun 11 2007, 12:56 AM
x_curse_of_the_curves_x I didn't get it until i read the posts after t... Jun 27 2007, 01:16 AM
SinfullySweet Haha. Poor dad Jun 28 2007, 03:05 AM
alovesopure Yay for old jokes (this topic is almost 3 years ol... Jun 28 2007, 03:08 AM
SinfullySweet Holy fudge. This topic was started three years ag... Jun 28 2007, 12:55 PM![]() ![]() |