New Bible Translations, this guy is insane! |
 Jun 25 2004, 01:21 AM
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 I wanna be roman  Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989  |
Rar! I just read this article, they've come out with a new translation of the Bible, but it turns all of the messages around! It's insane, it made me mad too.
Here's the link for the website: http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article....RTICLE_ID=39114 And here's one of the translations: Matthew 26:69-70 Authorized version: "Now Peter sat without in the palace: and a damsel came unto him, saying, 'Thou also wast with Jesus of Galilee.' But he denied before them all, saying, I know not what thou sayest." New: "Meanwhile Rocky was still sitting in the courtyard. A woman came up to him and said: 'Haven't I seen you with Jesus, the hero from Galilee?" Rocky shook his head and said: 'I don't know what the hell you're talking about!'" 
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Aug 2 2004, 07:54 AM
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 did someone fart?! Group: Member Posts: 1,528 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,662 |
QUOTE(Longhorn @ Aug 1 2004, 2:00 AM) dude that is so wrong. if he was a member of the Catholic Church he would be excommunicated by even starting to re-write the Bible. The ONLY author of the Bible is God. the people who write it down on paper are his messengers. geeze that guy is a butt wipe! Sorry for being Miss Nerd Face, but God was not the author of the Bible. The Bible is inspired by God, according to Catholic Doctrine. [ 1st sentence here: http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/02543a.htm ] But that's not the point. Anyway, on to the subject.. There are many different versions of the Bible. Why? Because many different people had different views of God. They had many different experiences with God. There are a lot of books that we haven't heard of that may as well be as ridiculous as this man's. Unfortunately we've heard about this one. Dude if I got angry about every ridiculous thing I've heard about religion, I'd be angry all the time. I thought this was quite funny. Good topic 
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DisneyPrincessKate New Bible Translations Jun 25 2004, 01:21 AM
gasolinekisses omg! that's nuts. a bible parody? i guess ... Jun 25 2004, 01:26 AM Tag_youre_it wow, that seems a bit... ugh
hah but my guess is ... Aug 1 2004, 01:30 AM Levy2k6 someone is going to hell.... Aug 1 2004, 01:36 AM Justingamemaster QUOTE(DisneyPrincessKate @ Jun 24 2004, 11:21... Aug 1 2004, 01:50 AM Longhorn dude that is so wrong. if he was a member of the ... Aug 1 2004, 02:00 AM dani41790 omg that is soo wrong. man that guy is stupid Aug 1 2004, 03:01 AM highly_evolved !!!! !!!! Aug 1 2004, 03:11 AM hair products you wanna hear a catholic joke? Aug 1 2004, 04:24 AM Luster Soldier WTF. That is a little bit easier to understand but... Aug 1 2004, 05:38 AM CEP I wonder what happened to Bullwinkle.
- Chinkieey... Aug 1 2004, 05:58 AM J.K i get it...peter=rock in some wierd language...but... Aug 1 2004, 06:09 AM crazeegirl411 QUOTE(Luster Soldier @ Aug 1 2004, 3:38 AM)WT... Aug 1 2004, 06:20 AM f00LisH_h3aRt63 QUOTE(crazeegirl411 @ Aug 1 2004, 1:20 AM)Hah... Aug 1 2004, 06:29 AM defjam_gangsta Greetings!!
is this wat ya get for freedo... Aug 1 2004, 08:04 AM oOjenniOo email him and cuss him out...he deserves that Aug 1 2004, 08:37 AM sheepy dATS MESSED UP ! Aug 1 2004, 10:16 AM Beyond Elite QUOTE(Levy2k6 @ Aug 1 2004, 2:36 AM)someone i... Aug 1 2004, 10:43 AM kaleidoscoped WTH.
I'm not even religious and I find that of... Aug 1 2004, 11:22 AM IIO__oII QUOTE(crazeegirl411 @ Aug 1 2004, 4:20 AM)Hah... Aug 1 2004, 11:33 AM CEP HAHAHA.
Dude, now I know how to atract all of you ... Aug 1 2004, 12:49 PM Justingamemaster Hasn't there always been stuff like this? You... Aug 1 2004, 12:51 PM kyootevi3tguh kekeke..thats..kinda funny..^^ Aug 1 2004, 11:56 PM Gypsy Eyes haha that made me laugh really hard...
the new on... Aug 2 2004, 12:55 AM MyVermilionPlague Wtf is up with that? Haha, kinda funny, though... Aug 2 2004, 01:03 AM ichiban watz wrong with em .. lol Aug 2 2004, 01:06 AM grapplefan that was funny, i wonder if that bible still says... Aug 2 2004, 01:20 AM phatty oh my.. what the freak!! Aug 2 2004, 09:16 AM Knight WHAT THE HECK IS HE THINKINKING??? That is @%... Aug 2 2004, 12:11 PM JlIaTMK that guy in the picture looked scurry....
i dont ... Aug 2 2004, 12:13 PM tweeak thats such crap. all these atheistic movements the... Aug 2 2004, 12:18 PM cAb3rTo its not that bad . it still has the same message .... Aug 3 2004, 05:03 AM angel-roh lols thats gay and stupid. that guy is insane. but... Aug 3 2004, 05:12 AM Weird addiction WTF ....ppl are going in sane,im no christian buh... Aug 3 2004, 09:58 AM rnrn897 is the 'remixed' bible criticizing the WHO... Aug 3 2004, 10:01 AM sadolakced acid haha. bible remix. that's classic. that... Aug 3 2004, 10:20 AM Podomaht False prophecising. Blasphemy. <- Eternal sin Aug 3 2004, 10:33 AM wayne dude, that sh!ts not funny.. or kool... Aug 3 2004, 11:19 AM hybrid The things people come up with these days. *shakes... Aug 3 2004, 11:22 AM waccoon O_o
How'd he get that? Aug 3 2004, 11:43 AM IIO__oII QUOTE(waccoon @ Aug 3 2004, 9:43 AM)O_o
How... Aug 3 2004, 11:45 AM Boyfriendless All translations suck. Even the old hebrew to more... Feb 2 2006, 03:19 AM sw33t_rouge you doomed sweety. Feb 3 2006, 05:52 AM xnofearx My head hurts. Feb 3 2006, 06:59 AM Acid Bath Slayer Pffffffft, that is so amateur.
When I was younger... Feb 3 2006, 12:35 PM ikn0wurm0m Oh gosh that is freakin funny. or kinda disturbing... Feb 3 2006, 03:36 PM
xl0stxThoughtx That guy is nuts! No one should try to re-writ... Feb 3 2006, 04:29 PM |
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