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Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!
Ryan
post Jun 15 2004, 06:46 PM
Post #1


Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore
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got this from ebaumsworld.com =]



Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
directions: read these outloud


(English Phrase) I think you need a facelift

(Chinese Phrase) Chin Tu Fat



(English Phrase) Are you hiding a fugitive?

(Chinese Phrase) Hu Yu Hai Ding?



See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao




Stupid Man

Dum Gai




Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni




Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?




I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni




It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim




This is a tow away zone

No Pah King




You are not very bright

Yu So Dum




I got this for free

Ai No Pei




I am not guilty!

Wai Hang Mi?




Please stay a while longer

Wai Go Nao?




They have arrived

Hai Dei Kum.




Stay out of sight

Lei Lo




He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Sing Ka.




Your body odor is offensive

Yu Stin Ki




I thought you were on a diet?

Wai Yu Mun Ching?
 
 
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x hYpErRoSeY x
post Aug 1 2004, 02:26 PM
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s a r a h r o s e <3
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lol theres a picture like that- learn chinese in 1 minute tho, its really evil lol
 

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Ryan   Learn Chinese in 5 minutes!   Jun 15 2004, 06:46 PM
tainted_angel   LoL. Nice one. Clever indeed.   Jun 15 2004, 06:55 PM
177emories   i don't get it, its kinda lame...   Jun 15 2004, 08:00 PM
faithin_felix   it was up before, but its still funny the second ...   Jun 15 2004, 08:37 PM
mai_z   omg i lmao!   Jun 15 2004, 08:39 PM
X serenity   why do people always post up something like ...   Jun 15 2004, 08:57 PM
LiNHy POO   QUOTEYou are not very bright Yu So Dum haha i l...   Jun 15 2004, 08:58 PM
orlando_bloom_luva   i got this from my bother.... flower bridge fa ...   Jun 15 2004, 09:01 PM
dani41790   lolz i saw that b4 but its stio funni   Jun 16 2004, 09:08 PM
NatiMarie   Kind of mean...but funny...yeah it's how to sp...   Jun 16 2004, 09:34 PM
silentstalkerdude   haha thats great wow i was like laughin the whole ...   Jun 16 2004, 09:44 PM
LatinaLady   this is too funny! i seen it before but still ...   Jun 16 2004, 10:33 PM
shawty_redd   clever but funny   Jun 17 2004, 07:42 AM
rae   QUOTE(aZn_KyOoTi3_x3 @ Jun 15 2004, 8:53 PM)i...   Jun 17 2004, 12:19 PM
FlamingFungi   fob?   Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM
CoLd_FlAmE   there are other sites where u would find this its ...   Jun 17 2004, 12:56 PM
CoLd_FlAmE   QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 17 2004, 12:52 PM)fo...   Jun 17 2004, 12:57 PM
Yemmerz   FOB-fresh off the boat.   Jun 17 2004, 02:44 PM
x0_flipxpnay   i saw these b4   Jun 17 2004, 02:51 PM
JlIaTMK   lol at the first couple i didnt get but then i rea...   Jun 17 2004, 11:59 PM
01-supergirl   LOL. Some of these are hilarious =D   Jun 18 2004, 12:27 PM
xislandxstylex   lol. i've seen these so many times but it stil...   Jun 18 2004, 01:38 PM
lookitskim   hmm i posted this up a while ago.. i wonder where ...   Jun 18 2004, 11:34 PM
liquidize   thats funny! it is kinda how my mom talks thou...   Jun 18 2004, 11:47 PM
umbreon   lmao...i've seen these but this one is really ...   Jun 19 2004, 01:26 AM
xtremeliquid   Not funny...   Jun 20 2004, 01:16 AM
refreshe   Kinda funny, but makes fun of fobs Hehe Yu Stin ...   Jun 20 2004, 01:25 AM
Gypsy Eyes   thats so mean!   Jun 21 2004, 11:30 AM
brokenskys   haha ive seen that before. funny funny   Jun 21 2004, 02:15 PM
islandkiss   lmao.   Jun 21 2004, 07:40 PM
Mini   LOL! hiralous..my mom talks like that... -_-;;   Jun 21 2004, 07:47 PM
x_swtangel   DON'T YOU GUYS THINK ITS RACIST?! I MEAN I...   Jun 22 2004, 02:43 PM
maia_dc   Um, it's kind of mean... but it is kinda cleve...   Jun 22 2004, 02:47 PM
amiie   well its kinda mean but funny. my parents talk lik...   Jun 23 2004, 12:46 AM
coolann22   lol   Jun 23 2004, 01:15 PM
ji_cabinx   yeah..this is lame and i've already seen it...   Jun 26 2004, 04:09 PM
Lil_Cloud   LMAO! HAHAHA...gosh, that was the funniest thi...   Jun 27 2004, 11:23 PM
niez_cho   I don't really like this one. Chinese people D...   Jun 30 2004, 08:43 AM
bbyxstac3y   lols its funni sadd it sounds like this dumb guy i...   Jun 30 2004, 12:42 PM
Mireh   eh..its kinda old... yu tu soo ped.   Jul 1 2004, 05:41 PM
Beyond Elite   Yay! Now I know how to speak Chinese! ...   Jul 1 2004, 07:14 PM
XaZnX07   lmao that was funnyy hehe .:tony:.   Jul 1 2004, 07:18 PM
x AZN D0RKii x   LMAO ! aha heLLa funny ..   Jul 27 2004, 08:26 PM
POonSKi   huh??? tat make no sense... (((and i m chinese...   Jul 28 2004, 07:50 PM
xxTiNEExx   lolz. thats funny. my grandma would crack up if sh...   Jul 28 2004, 08:15 PM
finalxrevelation   kinda racist... but funny... lol   Jul 28 2004, 08:34 PM
chica777708   haha first time I read it that is weird lol.... bu...   Jul 28 2004, 09:24 PM
sushiluva   QUOTE(POonSKi @ Jul 28 2004, 7:50 PM)huh??? t...   Aug 1 2004, 05:20 AM
x hYpErRoSeY x   lol theres a picture like that- learn chinese in 1...   Aug 1 2004, 02:26 PM
sheepy   lolss heh i guess its pretti asmusing yet not very...   Aug 1 2004, 02:42 PM
pnai4eva   HAHAHAA, that's funny!   Aug 6 2004, 10:27 PM
lil_midnight   FOD????? the hell does that mean??????!!...   Aug 6 2004, 10:43 PM
F1R3B4T   LOL i luv that joke its hilarious!!!...   Aug 7 2004, 02:08 AM
Weird addiction   LMAO...hahahahahahaha   Aug 8 2004, 10:48 AM
elmogurly   I heard those before. But they are funny   Aug 9 2004, 05:02 AM
happygoluckyng   is that real chinese.....?....lol   Aug 9 2004, 09:51 AM
nycxjohn   lols i heard this before buh its funny....degradin...   Aug 9 2004, 09:58 AM
lilteardrop   tschh loL amusing.   Aug 11 2004, 10:45 AM
Tag_youre_it   I don't get it. lol prolly because it means ot...   Aug 15 2004, 05:15 PM
LilPiggi3   QUOTE(orlando_bloom_luva @ Jun 15 2004, 7:01 ...   Aug 15 2004, 06:27 PM
leeeza702   blah... those are lame...   Aug 15 2004, 06:38 PM
F1R3B4T   QUOTE(leeeza702 @ Aug 15 2004, 6:38 PM)blah.....   Aug 15 2004, 07:51 PM
lozerface87   i get it..heh   Aug 15 2004, 08:47 PM
silver rain   thats lame. it isn't really funny- that's ...   Aug 15 2004, 09:02 PM
sup3rgirl7   LMAO!! hehe funnie   Aug 17 2004, 07:58 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   lmao!!!!1 im azn and its hella fun...   Aug 18 2004, 01:03 AM
lil_l3l3allplaya   .....i dont get that....pretty weird   Aug 20 2004, 10:27 AM
sweetdreamsx3   lol! I thought you were going to post that pic...   Aug 20 2004, 11:28 PM


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