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[xLil SweetnezZx]

A cranky old lady, a kind middle-aged woman, a young couple, and a blind man live in the same apartment.

The old lady is taking a bath when someone knocks on the door. She sees through the peephole its the kind woman. She slips opon a robe and ses, "Yeah, what do ya want"

The middle aged woman says, bubbling with excitement, "Congratulate me-I'm getting married." The old woman rudely congradulates her and slams the door in her face.

A little while later, she hears another knock. Checkingg the peep-hole she sees its the young couple. Slipping on a robe, she opens the door. "Congratulate us-we're having a baby!"they say. THe old lady slams the door, not bothering to congratulate them and returns to her bath.

About 5 minutes later, another knock on the door draws the old lady from her bath. Checking the peephole she sees its the blind man and doesn't bother to put her robe on. The blind man says,

"Congratulate me-I'm not blind any more!"

[POonSKi]

omg!!! this is gay!!!lolx,,,, i feel bad for her x[